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goodbye

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This one time I was at a street festival hosted by my Uni and there was a guy doing card tricks. I was watching him when I noticed he dropped a card. (7 of spades) I quickly pu my shoe in it and then bent down to act like I was tying my shoe. He then asks for a volunteer so I raise my hand. He asks me to say the name of a card at random so I say “7 of spades” he does his trick that I guess was supposed to make it come on top. He holds up the Ace of Hearts and says “is this your card?” And I hold up the card and said “no but this is” and the crowd LOST IT. I handed the card back to the magician and walked away. Later he comes up to me and asks me how I did it. I looked him in the eye, smiled and said “magicians never reveal their secrets” and walked away.

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Because language evolves, people thousands of years from now will barely understand us. Since understanding us will seem so complex, people will just assume that even our dumbest shitposts must have a level of sophistication and credibility to them that’s just too difficult to grasp.

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i still can’t get over the fact that you don’t need parental permission to be in the triwizard tournament, but you do to go into the next town

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Me, grumpy at 3am after a minor inconvenience: i want to die

My rational brain: no bitch you want to sleep!! GO TO BED

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this was a good thread i saw about how of course this is all more trash coming down from the total shit that is sesta/fosta

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Everyone may *think* they hate country music, but when Jolene, Before He Cheats, Take Me Home Country Roads, or Life is a Highway comes on, everyone is suddenly a liar.

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sometimes i have too many emotions and sometimes i have none at all but i always always feel like i’m drowning

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To Tumblr

@staff

Not only is your new algo/system flagging typical content, but it’s also making blogs glitch.

For example, new content isn’t being visible to all followers. Also new content isn’t being published on a blog’s website (URL).

First you guys get kicked out of the App store and now you are messing up blogs for no good reason.

Get this fixed ASAP or PEOPLE WILL LEAVE

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I still think Moana deserved an Oscar for this part

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working class person: I’m forced to beg for money and am at the mercy of other people’s goodwill as I’m facing serious suffering and/or death because my wages don’t cover the expenses I need to literally stay alive 

friends of working class person: we will scrape together some of our own funds at the possible detriment of our own families because we have no other choice if we don’t want our friend to, and we can’t believe we have to say this out loud, die 

media: This Uplifting Story of Friendship Will Brighten Your Day :)) Look As These Brave People Go On Happy With Their Lives Despite Hardship :)) This Story Proves That Poor People Who Complain About Their Standards Of Living  Are Just Not Trying Hard Enough :)))