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There are 7000 aid trucks waiting at the Egyptian border

#I get the desire to doompost but man ok #so MRE “’meals ready to eat’ are probably the prepared rations and often include candy that altho considered expired can be eaten safely #also MRE are sterilized so a lot of the food in them can last 60-70 years after expiration #second thing related to the diabetic situation- #these people are not avg diabetic patients no matter if you’re diabetic or not you NEED glucose to live #like w all intent the purpose of the candy is not to kill anyone just like how gazans still play and sing and try to enjoy life #the point of the candy is still bring smth that tastes good and boost morale rather than just gross but only healthy food #while still providing energy in the form of sugar

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(for the purposes of this poll, there is no monkey's paw situation: the chore you pick stays the same level of difficulty/grossness/etc. as it normally is for you, and you only have to do it as often as you want to. the chores you don't pick are magically done for you exactly the way you'd want them to be, just with zero effort on your part.)

#help I keep choosing bed options

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Had a horrible thought bc I realized the way ABO is written in that it’s actually a pretty good way to have as a gender study that’s separated from real perceptions of gender similarly to how race exploration can be used safely in fiction via fictional races like elves/dwarves/draconian/etc.

Like since it’s make believe but there are general rules you can safely create your own interpretation without actually being offensive in context to the struggles of actual discourse. But you can still relate a lot of the same problems gender discrimination to ABO.

It’s both interesting but just the idea that ABO is slowly escaping fanfic/doujin culture and there’s a current running anime w ABO theme is crazy. God knows how much longer till it penetrates more popular culture

#there’s been quite some interesting fics and doujin worldbuilding of abo I’ve read tbh #I’m blaming dunmeshi for putting the thought of fantasy racism into my brain #so I started thinking abt what abt fantasy sexism it’s just abo.

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that.jewish.activist: this isn’t my usual activism post, but rather it’s a little post about the history of kaifeng jews 

#oh this is interesting #apparently they’re not listed as an official minority in China #I’ll ask my parents later if they know anything abt them

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An amorphous black blob thingy that shape-shifts into any hazard related thing.

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*pet

#slam dunk #miyagi ryota #rukawa kaede #yeah this would happen

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"if you ship this thing it's because you're too naïve to understand that it's toxic and that you wouldn't like a relationship like this" actually it's because I see one of them as a mentos drop and the other as a bottle of coke zero and I want to watch the mess they'll be together

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Had a dream this morning that Archive of our Own had a Random button which would simply take you to a random fanfic, like Wikipedia has. (AO3 does not appear to really have this, I checked and couldn't find one, but I kinda wish they did.) Someone had started a game where whatever fic you got, that was your new fandom, which is very fun! I would love this meme in real life.

The problem came in where so many people used the button that it broke and just started sending everyone to Stealing Harry, and like...I have fond memories of Stealing Harry but it's not my best work and nobody should be assigned to be a Harry Potter fan in this day and age.

So I decide to go off and find Astolat and demand she fix this but when I finally did (there was a whole quest) she turned to me like the baddie in a horror flick and said, "But that's the most random story there is" in a dark voice and I was terrified and woke up.

In the cold light of day I know there are more random stories by me on the archive, let alone by others, but I'm not going to try to get back there to argue my case. Pretty sure whatever I spoke to was actually the demon specifically assigned to plague fandom and not Astolat at all.

I'd say "get thee behind me, demon" but I know just how many porny fics on AO3 begin with that premise. (I've written some.) Begone foul spirit, and take your Satanic Panic with you!

#I got a Chinese jojos fanfic

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Quiet Quitting is when you're not doing anything wrong but the vibes are off

#but it’s high standard so like???? why are you upset

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Muslims misreading the Barbie posters might be the funniest thing I’ve seen today

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Homophobes: But did the plot really need a gay relationship?

Me, a gay who’s watched seasons of unnecessary heterosexual drama stretched out:

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#fr anyways watch out for misconceptions and misinformation as per usual

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Elysium fighting for his life right this second keeping every dude and lesbian away from Mantra in real time:

#arknights #PLEASE

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Hi! As someone newer to ak, I would actually really love a “rawest Ak lines” list if u don’t mind sharing!

Okay so if I *did* run this, I would have to crowdsource some, because I haven't read everything, and I don't always remember to update my document when I do read shit. So my list is extremely biased, extremely incomplete, and very all over the fucking place. Do not take this as a comprehensive list, but rather just some of my favorites:

Patriot: "Rhodes Island. I will advance." A classic. A legend. A salsa that everyone at the table can enjoy.

Rosmontis: "You didn't want to die alone. You want to be remembered by me, and live on within me. But no. I came here just to watch you die. And now, I've forgotten you."

Eblana: "You'll remember me, shapeshifter. Your long and refractory memory will have chapters that belong to me." (not the official translation but I'm using this one because it goes SOOOO much harder)

Andoain: "I would rather be the torch that burns by the feet of those who are freezing to death. Even if its flame will soon be extinguished."

In game boss description text for Kristen Wright: Egotist. Betrayer. Seeker. Loner. Pioneer. Goodnight, Terra.

and of course, Woodrow: "May this bullet forgive what my heart cannot."

and then of course, Stultifera Navis, which has so many it was basically a contest to see who got the coolest line before the event ended. I have literally 8 lines in my notes document, my favorites being:

Irene: "You have not sinned in any way. The Holy Scriptures do not even mention your existence. Right now it is only I, as an Iberian, who is handing down this verdict. The scourge of the seas must be wiped out. You have no right to live. In the name of Iberia."

Carmen: “You, and your pathetic ideas, will be buried in Iberia. Before your last breath, be sure to pass on our thunderous roar to your kin. ‘The sea faces an ancient enemy called civilization, one you stand no chance of overcoming.'”

Captain Alfonso: “Remember this well, Irene! Return to land and sing the praises of Alfonso's feats! The last monster that Alfonso slew... was himself!”

Ulpianus: “If you care about the word of God, then so be it. The Seaborn are not gods, nor are their forefathers. I have seen how your gods die, their screams coursing through the currents, their flesh and blood smeared across abyssal ravines.”

I think for the sake of the hypothetical bracket, I'd probably want to limit it to one line per event before the entire thing is consumed entirely by just Stultifera Navis

#arknights #there’s some quotes I don’t remember but man. #there’s lots of raw lines tho in ak