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hey does anybody have the post where the pr*stit*tes (only censoring so tumblr doesnt Get me) describe how the beatles were in bed i need it for research purposes

#paul mccartney #the beatles #george harrison #john lennon #ringo starr

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No mom I can’t go to school today, it’s a national holiday

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mcbeardy for who needs it

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IM GONNA SEE RINGO

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Paul and baby Mary.

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John writing ‘I love Elvis’ on a portrait of Paul.

John defacing a portrait of Paul.

#ha gayyy

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Look at this fuckin FLOOFER. Good dog, 12/10 dog

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My therapist- John Lennon saying and I oop- as George squeezes passed him in the 60s isn't real, it cant hurt you

John Lennon saying and i oop- as George squeezes passed him in the 60s-

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Types of Beatles songs

A) Happy go lucky love songs : more common in the early days and most likely written by Paul because that’s just who he is ; often contain non-lyrical onomatopoeias for harmonies such as “oooh”, “sha la la” and “mbop shuop” ; mostly cute and innocent at first glance but there are sexual innuendos ; will probs make you blush as they confess their undying love for you

* A.bis - Heartbreak/breakup songs : it’s basically the same musical energy as happy go lucky love songs, but reverse lyrics. John likes to sing these

B) Full on openly sexual songs : (I mean, Please Please Me? Really guys? They named an album this) again, common in early days ; usually lead vocals by John because Paul is more diplomatic and Lennon gives no shits ; made all the girls in a 300 km radius wet

C) Hippie/universal iconic songs : These songs have the energy of a sunny day ; if you start singing them in the middle of the street (which you definitely should), random strangers will probably start singing with you. Yellow Submarine, With a Little Help from my Friends, All You Need is Love, Hey Jude, Here Comes The Sun, need I continue? 

D) POETRY. While My Guitar Gently Weeps, Fool on the Hill, Across the Universe… The beauty of them, I can’t even. The more you listen to them, the more you understand them, and the more you hear each word and realize these men wrote things so beautiful they have the power to make you burst into tears even when you’re not PMSing

E) Plain weird songs. The more you listen to them, the more confused you are, but you’re still gonna listen to them because they are fascinating. Except for Maxwell’s Silver Hammer. Seriously, Paul. What the actual fuck. 

WARNING : THIS IS A NON COMPREHENSIVE LIST AND SOME SONGS MIGHT FALL UNDER TWO OR MORE CATEGORIES. FEEL FREE TO REBLOG AND CONTRIBUTE TO THIS POST BY ADDING MORE TYPES OF SONGS IF YOU FIND ONE IS MISSING.

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June 11, 1964 || Paul at the group’s first Australian press conference in Sydney.

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Paul sent this postcard to Ringo in 1969, after the Rooftop Concert.

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Paul is going hard

She’s A Woman, 1965

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the more i read about the beatles, the more i realize how stupid they were. all of them, dumb. i cannot handle this tomfoolery, i will literally burst… imagine they quit being so idiotic and just communicated like normal people. but no, noo, why would they. honestly, men.

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GET👏READY👏FOR👏A👏NATIONAL👏HOLIDAY

#ringo TOLD u motherfucks to not forget his birthday

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