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#real art #timothy c ely

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hhh

#real art #chronic fatigue syndrome #chronic pain tag #chronic illness tag

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Studs 4 Beyoncé 🪩

#fashion #pin ups

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i adore bugs. you're telling me THIS

is a real, living animal. and what is it called?

Gongylus gongylodes

#bug! #the tiniest

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#real art #kitty! #animal friends

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#kitty!

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bro, the me inside your head is kind to you, right? haha? 🤨

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The Count is readying the castle for his esteemed guest! There's much to be done.

#tumblr shenanigans #dracula daily #dracula #jonathan harker

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the 3.5mm headphone jack was the wound through which light entered your phone it was a little cave for angels to live in inside your phone and big tech got rid of it cause theyre scared of God the wrong way

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when I see something dated 2019 I think “oh that’s not too long ago” and then I remember that 2019 was not only five years ago but those five years have somehow contained several lifetimes

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Arca for Garage Magazine

#pin ups #real art #tiddy

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いろいろ密着二人乗り。by JIRAIYA (via Twitter)

#real art #pin ups

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As I gaze at the structural column in Copley Station, cracked nearly in two and held together with zip ties that have been carefully painted over to match the column underneath, I feel my soul intertwined with that of a small Italian boy of days gone by, who also stopped to look up at a large, groaning, newly painted tank full of molasses

#column thst is holding a hat and has the ghost of a woman with three butts living in it

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as a lesbian I do think the way other queer people, especially queer men, constantly and consistently punch down on bi women is insane. I just saw a gay man on tiktok make a like 2 minute video cracking jokes about bi women who have boyfriends and it's just like...... on what planet is that his business? why isn't he making these videos about bi men dating women? like these tiktoks/posts/tweets are RARELY about bi men. it's always bi women. like it's been said to death but there 100% is the belief that bi women are secretly straight and bi men are secretly gay. and it's so disappointing.

#well you know it’s about bi men because they don’t want to believe in them #like i get ehat you’re saying but bi men aren’t a privilaged class rn #people do shit on bi women and I’m damn sick of the bullshit and pressure to make them hate that they’re attracted to dudes too #but bi men are erased to hell and it fucking sucks

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So I’m on a trip with my robotics team and there’s only two “girls” (me, an enby, and a cis girl), so we get our own beds in our own room, but the guys are rooming four to a room, but there’s only two beds in each room. Which means that two guys are sleeping on the floor every night.

I’m not joking. They were literally arguing over who’s sleeping on the floor tonight (apparently they plan on rotating).

And I asked them “why don’t you just share a bed?” And they all gave me the same answer:

“No, that’s weird! That’d be gay!”

And I just looked at them and I decided to break the bad news to them

“If lying next to another guy makes you wanna suck dick, you already wanted to suck dick.”

I’ve never seen so many Straight Guys™️ enraged by a single sentence before