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omg these are so fun and silly

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Singed is one of the funniest mf around. He sedated Silco for Jinx’s operation but he didn’t sedate Jinx asdfghj

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we're doing good guys we're doing good

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Waitress: And what would you like?

Jinx: I wish to devour the unborn

Lux: eggs, she wants eggs

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Ekko: You need to lay down. You’ve lost a lot of blood.

Jinx: I didn’t lost shit! I know exactly where it is *points to puddle of shimmering blood*

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Ekko: You know a lot of the Firelights have been getting married in the Memorial Tree recently.

Jinx: Well, if everyone else is, then we should totally get married in a tree like a couple of squirrels.

Ekko: Squirrels don't get married, Jinx.

Jinx: Like you could possibly know that.

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Lux: I’ve got a five-year plan.

Jinx: Five years. Cool. I’ve got the next 2 ½ hours planned, and then there’s darkness.

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Sevika and Vi, separately, with a very affectionate girlfriend please! Fem reader and in headcanon format perhaps? Thank you!

━ 𝐕𝐈 𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐒𝐄𝐕𝐈𝐊𝐀 𝐖𝐈𝐓𝐇 𝐀𝐍 𝐀𝐅𝐅𝐄𝐂𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍𝐀𝐓𝐄 𝐆𝐅

𝙘𝙝𝙖𝙧𝙖𝙘𝙩𝙚𝙧𝙨 - Vi, Sevika ( separate )

𝙬𝙖𝙧𝙣𝙞𝙣𝙜𝙨 - slight angst, SUPER FLUFF, cursing, I think that's it

𝙥𝙧𝙤𝙤𝙛𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙙 ? - Yeah/Nope

𝙖𝙪𝙩𝙝𝙤𝙧'𝙨 𝙣𝙤𝙩𝙚 - so sorry this took so long!! thank you for requesting, ily and have an amazing day/night!!

REBLOGS NOTICED AND APPRECIATED!!

☆ 𝐕𝐈 ☆

Touch starved to the MAX, she's been in prison for how long? And even before that the only hugs she'd get were from Powder, and once in a while Vander, and that's just slightly awkward every time because neither of them are good at emotions

But then you appeared, she's not sure when exactly how you got there in the first place, or why you lingered, but you were there to stay and she just had to deal with it

And she did, in a very strange way

At first, when you meet her, she's taken aback, because instead of a 'hi' or a shake of the hands, you hugged her

You hugged her.

Then she's staring at you like you've just slapped her and you're all smiles and 'nice to meet you' not noticing the absolute gob smacked shock

You tend to stick with her, even as friends, her cocky and jokey nature just draws you towards her and even more so after you're dating

Kisses are obvious between you both, but you'll always give more

Vi likes when you catch her off guard whether it be randomly kissing her cheek while walking by, kissing her while laying in bed and she's not paying attention or little nose pecks while she's working out and you go sit with her

Kisses are always welcome, and she's glad to return them, Vi just kisses a lot harder and a lot more passionately than you do, it's the fact that you were her first kiss, and she hopes you'll be her only kiss

Vi also loves your hugs though, she can't pick between them and kisses

Melting into your arms the moment she walks through the door is the way she'd choose to die

You're just always there when Vi needs a hug, and sometimes you even give her one when she's not aware she needs one

Vi's making food? You're hugging her from behind

Sleeping? She'll wake up with you hugging her into your body

Walking down the road and she sees you? You're sprinting up and giving her a hug, even if you just seen her an hour before

Vi loves every. single. one.

Especially if she's upset, having you there and holding her, kissing her shoulders while you either sit in silence or talk back and forth

Loves every gift you affectionally bring her, and everything you create for her and surprise her with

Vi keeps everything, and she hides the fact that she hoards your gifts from you until you accidentally come across her collection of things you've brought her

It was adorable

Loves your little notes you'll leave her, even if they're a reminder, your little sign off hearts make her smile and sometimes she'll carry the notes around with her during the day

She keeps them in her pants pocket

Vi loves when you randomly grab her hand to hold it, her grasp is very tight and her hands are heavy, but you don't mind

The pads of her fingers are rough, unlike yours, and sometimes she'll pick yours up and compare them when you're sleeping

You love them and no matter where you are, you like to hold her hand and run your nails over her knuckles while she talks or watches you

Vi is soft, on the inside, but she's softer than a cloud

She's just insecure

Tracing over her scars while laying around, that one makes her tear up and she tries so hard to hide it

You always notice and you always make sure to hold her extra tight those nights and whisper how amazing she is

You tell her how lovely she makes your life, and how much she does for you, that you love her until death

Makes her cry more sometimes, but mostly with a smile while looking at you grinning back at her

Vi loves you so much, protects you no matter what

You're so sweet and soft with her, her only wish is that you never leave her side, it's her worst fear

☆ 𝐒𝐄𝐕𝐈𝐊𝐀 ☆

Vi might be touch starved, but she's affectionate, tall scary lady though, that word isn't apart of her vocabulary nor her everyday life

That was until you met her, coming into her life as a new bartender that she didn't like

It wasn't that you were a bad person, she just found you annoying and too nice

Especially to her, with those annoyingly pretty eyes, your stupid smile and that dumb way you'd greet her every time you seen her

Fuck she really fell for you, and she fell hard

You never really officially started calling each other yours, well you did cause you love to remind her that she's the best girlfriend in the world, but Sevika just kinda took you home and then it became your home too

Like a stray cat

Sevika is silent most times, you are not silent all the time

She's an invisible blusher, especially when it comes to PDA, but not like when she's got you pretty and propped in her lap

It's the sweet kisses you give her when you run up to her in front of people she knows and tell her how much you love her

Kisses, Sevika's personal favorite, but she'll never say one out loud

Early mornings are her favorite, she'll always get up earlier than you but sometimes, just sometimes she doesn't have to

And Sevika will open her eyes to you pressing super soft kisses on her cheeks, you're not trying to wake her up, you only wanna love her

And she'll act annoyed, but she'd kill anyone that got between those moments

Loves to kiss you though just because she knows how affectionate you are and how much you adore when she initiates it

Does it while you're sitting with her, sometimes its on the forehead or the cheek, sometimes on the lips when you're not looking at her

But if you talk about it or bring it up she'll deny it and then refuse any kisses silently in protest

Loves your hugs cause you know how to surprise her

You'll hide around the corner to hug her, jump at her in public, sneak your arms around her waist while she's doing something

And your personal favorite, big spoon her while she's 'sleeping'

She's totally awake

Flusters up inside when you tell her how pretty she is, how much you love her and how amazing she is

But only on the inside

RARELY does she let it show on the outside RARELY but not never

Sevika just has a hard time taking your compliments when your head is on her lap and you're reminding her how much her eyes remind you of the prettiest things in the world

Doesn't know how to deal with it sometimes, like genuinely, she kind of shuts down and puts her hand on your face to tell you to be quiet while you cackle and wiggle her away

Sevika shows her ways of love differently, like smacking you with a pillow to get you to stop laughing, but it just makes you laugh harder

Sevika loves your giggles though, LOVES THEM

Even though she looks at you like she hasn't smiled in centuries

Then wacks you in your forehead with the blanket she's trying to lay down

Then when you guys lay down you'll latch yourself to her and again, she just takes it, she never outright says anything unless she's teasing you and making fun of you for your affectionate behavior

Silently accepts the fact that your gonna be strangling her in her sleep from how tight you hug her sometimes

Hates peeling you off of her in the mornings though

Hates it

She'd stay there forever if she truly could

A/n: my back hurts

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A Few Seconds After Jinx and Silco’s First Hug

Silco: I’ve ascended to my true form… a single father.

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A Week After Their First Hug

Sevika: You do know she’s not your real, actual daughter, right?

Silco: What?! Of course, she is. We hugged!

Sevika: I’m sorry, what?

Silco: Do you think I would hug a child that wasn’t my own?

Sevika: I mean, obviously no… But-

Silco: Do you think that I just go around hugging random children that I don’t know in alleyways and then adopt them because of said hug? Is that what you think, Sevika?!

Sevika: Okay, obviously you don’t do that. But to be clear - THAT’S EXACTLY WHAT YOU DID WITH JINX!

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A Few Weeks After Their First Hug

Sevika: I still don’t think you understand how becoming a parent actually works.

Silco: Seriously Sevika, it’s like you weren’t even there to see our life-changing hug.

Sevika: I didn’t see it. I was knocked unconscious from her stupid bomb in my attempt to save your stupid life, you fucking asshole.

Silco: … Are you still mad that your new arm hasn’t come in yet? I told you it’s on its way.

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Jinx and Silco Hug For the First Time

Silco: I’ve become a father.

Vander’s Ghost: You haven’t become shit.

Silco: No, we hugged; pretty sure that means she’s my daughter and I’m her father now.

Vander’s Ghost: IT TAKES MORE THAN A HUG TO BECOME A FATHER!!!

Several Years Later - 

Silco is killed by Jinx, but he doesn’t hate nor blame her; instead, he uses his last words to try and comfort her in the best way he can think of due to the impossible and awful situation that they’re in.

Vander’s Ghost: Fine… you were her father… whatever.

Silco’s Ghost: VINNNNNDICATION!!!

Vander’s Ghost: You’re still a fucking bastard.

Keep reading

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sigh 

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Lulu: You don't know anything about me!

Jinx: I know EVERYTHING about you! You are an open book written for very dumb children!

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Lux: Don’t climb on the table! It’s unstable.

Jinx: I'm unstable too it's gonna cancel out. Pemdas.

Lux:

Lux: THAT’S NOT HOW THAT WORKS.

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she-ra headcanons: things they love <3

sea hawk ♥︎ arson

horde prime ♥︎ eugenics

shadow weaver ♥︎ child abuse

catra ♥︎ war crimes

double trouble ♥︎ identity theft

#she ra #shera #she ra and the princesses of power #shera and the princesses of power #spop #sea hawk #catra #shadow weaver #horde prime #double trouble #she ra headcanons #shera headcanons #spop headcanons #she ra headcanon #shera headcanon #spop headcanon

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being perfectly normal about jinx like did you know shes my fucking baby? my daughter child? my darling blue dottir? i fucking birthed her. this is a normal thing.