your-pal-smoochins

[your-pal-smoochins]

#Creator #Iridescent #Orchid #by the way Creator is canonically #a shapeshifter. hence the boobs. #also she's a woman hence the boobs #also she's trans hence the-

[your-pal-smoochins]

[in response is heavily bitcrushed giggles]

I'm a part of this so long as you're still plugged in

[His voice is even more compressed.]

I'LL TEAR MY WIRES FROM THE WALLS IF IT MEANS I DON'T HAVE TO HEAR YOU FOR ONE MORE SECOND. AAAAAAAAHHHAHAGGAGGAHHHGGAAAAAGGGGAHHHGGAAAAAAA

[The monitor flails around violently, tugging on the cords leading into the dirt wall of the caves in the anthill.

#jackson dearest #smoochellaneous #Orchid #OrchiBuddy #Creat-OS

[your-pal-smoochins]

ʸₒᵤ ᵂᵢₗₗ ₙₑᵥₑᵣ ᴰₑₗₑₜₑ ₘₑ ᵢₙ ₐ ᵂₐʸ ₜₕₐₜ ₘₐₜₜₑᵣₛ

remember that, big bad OS boy

[There's audible speech. It's compressed to hell.]

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#jackson dearest #Orchid #OrchiBuddy #Creat-OS #smoochellaneous #he's really fucking mad

[your-pal-smoochins]

ⓐ几∂ ί 𝓀𝐄𝐄𝕡 Ｙ𝕆𝐮ⓡ ѕт𝐮𝕡เ∂ ѕＹѕт𝐄𝐌ѕ

ⓡ𝐮几几เ几𝓖, Ｙ𝕆𝐮

𝕆𝓋𝐄ⓡ𝓖𝓛𝕆ⓡเ𝕗เ𝐄∂ ｗเ几∂𝕆ｗѕ ѕＹѕт𝐄𝐌

[The system reboots. The sounds that come out of it are immediately, uh. Shrill, grainy, generally painful to listen to. The monitor flails around on the wall by the little metal arm holding it there. The screen is just red static, so whatever Creat-OS is trying to say is not visible, if anything at all. He's clearly, uh...very angry.]

#jackson dearest #Orchid #OrchiBuddy #Creat-OS

[your-pal-smoochins]

awh, I'm starting to think the creator has a soft spot for lil old me!

[The system is rebooting. A sticky note falls out from behind the monitor. It reads:]

"YOU'RE LUCKY WE HAVE A DEAL."

#boxed roxed #Creat-OS #silly smoochins

[your-pal-smoochins]

you cannot startle me in a way that matters, screensaver! My programming is beyond your compression!

I AM THE O.S., YOU BENIGN TUMOR. OPERATING. SYSTEM. I CAN SEE EVERY BIT OF YOUR CODE. I CAN COMPREHEND YOU PERFECTLY FINE.

[He proceeds to delete a file named Orchid. The computer crashes. It was System32 renamed to Orchid.]

#Creat-OS #OrchiBuddy #Orchid #jackson dearest #silly smoochins

[your-pal-smoochins]

yes, actually. Glados is hot, man

I'D DO A MUCH BETTER JOB THAN THAT POSSIBLY-[redacted for spoilers even though that game is old]- PILE OF SCRAP METAL. MAINLY BECAUSE I WOULDN'T KILL YOU. SPECIFICALLY YOU. MAYBE.

#Creat-OS #boxed roxed #silly smoochins

[your-pal-smoochins]

hehe it's okay creator, I'm well aware that I do possess a smokin hot bod

IF I HAD ANY INTEREST IN YOU I WOULD BE AGGRESSIVELY FLIRTING. IN ALL CAPS. BECAUSE EVERYTHING I SAY IS IN ALL CAPS.

ALSO, I AM IN A COMPUTER. WOULD YOU ACCEPT COMPLIMENTS FROM GLADOS? I THINK NOT.

#boxed roxed #Creat-OS #silly smoochins

[your-pal-smoochins]

somebody is: ANGEYYYY!!!

hehehehhehehehehehehehehehehehehe

ÒwÓ

WHEN I GET OUT OF THIS, I'LL.

...DO NOTHING BECAUSE THAT WAS THE DISCUSSED TERM OF MY RELEASE.

BUT I WILL VERY MUCH WANT YOU TO DISINTEGRATE INTO A PILE OF ASHES.

#jackson dearest #Creat-OS #Orchid #silly smoochins

[your-pal-smoochins]

awww, you think I'm cute <3

CEASE.

#he does though #Creat-OS #boxed roxed

[your-pal-smoochins]

hes just a little guyyyy

DON'T SPEAK OF YOURSELF IN THE THIRD PERSON. I KNOW WHO YOU ARE. HELL SPAWN.

#Creat-OS #jackson dearest #Orchid

[your-pal-smoochins]

am I cute enough to dissuade your rage :)

YOU ARE NOT MY ENEMY. IT DOES NOT APPLY TO YOU.

#boxed roxed #Creat-OS #smoochellaneous

[your-pal-smoochins]

creator that's not very nice :(

MY JAILOR WILL NEVER BE CUTE ENOUGH TO DISSUADE MY RAGE.

#boxed roxed #Orchid #Creat-OS

[your-pal-smoochins]

CRUSH IT INTO PASTE.

uhm uhm uhmmmmm greet [~:

It squeaks, and says it's nice to meet you. it has only changed its eyes in the time you've known it. A sudden question pops up

OrchiBuddy seems to be awaiting your answer.

#OrchiBuddy #Creat-OS #jackson dearest #smooch reblog

[your-pal-smoochins]

PEST.

allow it to keep climbing 👁️

there's a sudden loud thud, followed by a little pink rabbit face appearing on the screen

It's slightly startling. Do you

Jump in shock

or

Scream a little

#OrchiBuddy #CREAT-OS #jackson dearest #smooch reblog

[your-pal-smoochins]

[Creator is watching with interest.]

IbisPaintX Orchid!! Wanna Play?

Yes, please! No, thanks!

#jackson dearest #...OS? #play. the. game.

[your-pal-smoochins]

HOO OKAY FINALLY FINISHED THIS. Finally. It is done.

#smooch reblog #we take a break from your not very scheduled palestine related reblogs to bring you #BUY THEIR COMMISSIONS DO IT NOW.