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“we need to teach media literacy in schools” guys was i really the only person paying attention in english class bffr

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interesting fact i have titanium in my spine

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Please keep posting about this Taylor Swift situation. it's so entertaining and hilarious to me. It's not the drama it's the absurdity and ridiculousness of it all that has me hooked.

god theres sooooo many shenanigans that have happened over the years but if we’re talking right now, then uh, here is a story in pictures involving a (justified) bad review for her album

the extremely normal fandom is trying to doxx and harass literally every member of staff they can find at this publication. they were also tweeting gifs of exploding buildings at them and saying “this will be ur hq” and yeah, its likely jokes, but they’re flying pretty close to an investigation there lmao

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i stopped the dental technician while he was applying fluoride to ask what the fuck the flavour was supposed to be. And he was like oh I was wondering that too. It says it's walterberry.

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ダンジョン飯 by 並木風磨@namiki_kazama

#dungeon meshi

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Don’t tell your daughter that when a boy is mean or rude to her it’s because he has a crush on her. Don’t teach her that abuse is a sign of love.

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found this in my drafts. jimmy falin

#dungeon meshi #LOLOLOL #sent to me

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honestly i dont need therapy i need a machine to go into my body and manually stretch all my muscles and crack all my joints and then i need the machine to go into my brain and deep clean it with soapy hot water

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Going all out with the detailing, I love adding lots of texture to my work. Should be ready to share the final piece soon

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everyone always sayin to me "not to be weird" you have to be weird. you have to be weird for your health

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it’s insane how quickly your life can just. suddenly improve. i used to be so miserable but now i own 5 swords

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Someone: How are you doing?

The fractured piece of an eldritch deity that I keep in my head at all times: lie.

#harry du bois #stealing prev tags bc yeah

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i really admire couples who fight in public. it takes a special kind of hate to say “you never listen. i don’t know why i bother talking to you. youre like a bad dog” to your wife in a mod pizza

#i dont admire that yall need to work on yourselves and your relationship jfc

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I recently had surgery, and at the time I came home, I had both my cat and one of my grandma's cats staying with me.

- Within hours of surgery, I wake up from a nap to my cat gently sniffing at my incisions with great alarm.

- I was not allowed to shower the first day after surgery, and the cats, seeing that The Large Cat is not observing its cleaning ritual, decided I must be gravely disabled and compensated by licking all the exposed skin on my arms, face, and legs.

- I currently have to sleep with a pillow over my abdomen because my cat insists on climbing on top of me and covering my incisions with her body while I sleep (which is very sweet but not exactly comfortable without the pillow). She also lays across me facing my bedroom door, presumably on guard for attackers who may try to harm me while I'm sleeping and injured.

That's love. 🐈‍⬛🐈❤️

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its so so important to follow blogs that will put a bit of softcore porn on ur dash. it is not only tasteful but also a key part of the microbiome

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Do you ever forget that you have a gender to most people….. meaning that random people at the grocery store see me as a woman and not just a little internet guy