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Im never becoming old and I’m never dying so God can figure that one out on his own. Not my problem

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whoever invented chess wasn’t fucking around when they made knights. everything moves in straight lines different ways. simple enough. now there’s a horse that jumps over people in an L shape. thrill ride for the 16th century gamer

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This body is a vessel for my mayhem and as long as I can perform bafoonery it doesn’t matter if this stomach is flat or not

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Parks and Recreation, Season 4: Moodboard

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No mother is ever, completely, a child’s idea of what a mother should be, and I suppose it works the other way around as well. But, despite everything, we didn’t do badly by one another. We did as well as most. I wish my mother were here, so I could tell her I finally know this. So I could tell her I forgive her. And then ask Hannah to forgive me.

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Since when do vampires like baseball? Twilight (2008) dir. Catherine Hardwicke // Supermassive Black Hole performed by MUSE

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I’d just like to thank George R. R. Martin for creating such an amazing, complex, strong, smart, and kind character with undoubtedly the most incredible journey of anyone in the world of Game of Thrones.

THIS is who Daenerys Targaryen is. Never forget that.

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broke: ew my x phase was so cringey what was i thinking such embarrassing nonsense

woke: i was just a kid having fun i should be nicer to myself in fact i still like many of these things and now i can fully embrace them without shame

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What if the Seven Kingdoms, for once in their whole shit history, was ruled by a just woman and an honorable man? 

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can you believe, as of 8x04, for the first time in years, Jon Snow will finally start talking about something other than the Night King

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bran, whispering to himself: [strategically propping his wheelchair in convenient corners to lock dead eyes with any new person showing up to winterfell] this is gonna be so fucking funny

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I’m sad & i want material items so i can be cured for 5 minutes 

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Jenna: I hope we have kids someday so they can grow up and I can show them this and they can just be like “man my mom”- Julien: So, they can emancipate themselves?