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while they share a similar base flavor, dick tastes more umami while pussy tastes more acidic, though recent menstruation conveys an overwhelming metallic flavor that some diners object to (though i am not one of them). recommended wine pairings are

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Wait what's a buildings fire evacuation plan if you aren't supposed to use the elevator to get down

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Unless... That's like your thing

the comfort in a freak4freak friendship is knowing that you won't be judged for being a freak

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My tarot cards said not to believe in bad luck today!

so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

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This is the most erotic image I've ever seen.

they're disgusting and I hate them they make me SICK

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Not to brag but Eventual Happy Ending

First thing you see after you zoom in is how you die

How you dying 👀

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Full of Desires

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Gummigoo

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sorry i spam liked your posts. my cock told me to

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there's no way these things had an empire

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I have the stupidest phobia in all of the existence. I'm scared of generic horror. Like I'll sit through all of Magnus archives and just get this wonderful tingle of creepiness. But you put me in a Spirit Halloween and I am shaking in my goddamn boots. There's a shitty animatronic that I shouldn't be afraid of but then it jerks around and I'm pissing myself.

*NOTE: in this case, phobia refers to a very strong irrational fear, not being a little scared of something. if you can handle snakes but they make you nervous, that's not a phobia.

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can't believe i just blew fifty bucks in there <- gay deer walking out of a bar

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I know it’s not hard to point out reactionaries hypocrisy when it comes to like safe spaces or hug boxes or whatever but genuinely how much of an echo chamber do you have to exist in for you to think this is a reasonable thing to say

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