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BJ: The only problem is, whenever I try to make a taco, I get too excited and crush it.

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*at the ER*

Delia: Lydia, what is your middle name?

Lydia: *under a lot of meds* Danger

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Lydia: what should I get BJ for his birthday?

Barbara: Medication.

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Lydia: what did you guys do for your honeymoon

Barbara: Adam got drunk and tried to destroy our marriage certificate.

Barbara: he said “good luck trying to return me without the receipt”

Barbara: I love him.

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I just really like Sky's little "this is so weird" in That Beautiful Sound.

Reblog if you agree

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one of the things i like about how will blum plays bj is when lydia doesn’t say he’s name three time during  say my name he looks at he’s hands dumbfounded not understanding why he doesn’t have he’s powers back then turns to lydia like you little bitch 

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Yep, i just can't pass and didn't draw something in this AU. I just love Jaybert as Beetlejuice father, i decided combine His demonic form with mortal Starbucks clothes. Also My beej is too sentimental and over reacting.

Great thanks to @cirilee and everyone Who build this AU!

P.S. Can Jay have a Green eyes?

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beetlejuice: okay, you’re small and useless, you cry and scream a lot, all you do is sleep and shit and suck. what are you?

lydia, wearing a headband with ‘a baby’ on it: am i you

beetlejuice, about to cry: n

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something in my brain said Greaser!AU Beej 

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Fright of their lives is such a fun musical number, i want beej to pursue a career in teaching ;V;

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goddamn y'all... im fanning myself over here,,.,.,

Alex Brightman has more talent in one finger than I do in my entire body

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Beetlejuice: What the hell did you put on your face??

Lydia: The tar that made the prehistoric animals go extinct.

Beetlejuice:

Lydia: It’s a charcoal face mask you uncultured swine! Geez, I thought you’d be more educated on girl stuff since you practically live with me.

Beetlejuice: Ok but I still don’t understand what this torture device does. *holding an eyelash curler*

Lydia: Girls use those to rip out men’s eyelashes because they’re jealous of how they’re longer than our own. Then they make them into false eyelashes for themselves because men don’t deserve to have beautiful lashes. Anymore questions?

Beetlejuice: Nope! I’ve asked enough! Thank you for informing me about um girl culture and I’ll uh definitely remember this VERY interesting information. I’m just- I’m just gonna go now...

Lydia: Wise decision...

Beetlejuice *running down the hall*: DELIA?!?

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No talk he angy but with Beetlejuice

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ZOOTJUICE ZOOTJUICE ZOOTJUICE!!!!!

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Delia: I’m having a baby.

Beetlejuice: Congratulatio-

Delia, slamming adoption papers on the table: It’s you, sign here.

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spent last summer thinking about beetlejuice, beetlejuice AND beetlejuice

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So this is a story I’ve been wanting to make for awhile thanks to @personofsinterest​ for helping me get this idea this is base from the beetlejuice dc run where it was more darker & grown up like ready set not yet was originally about Barbra and Adam scared to have kids due to them losing there first baby leaving me to wonder on why not have them to just go to the netherworld & get there baby back

@superkingofpriderock​ as Adam & Charles

@personofsinterest​ as Barbra

@dogfightx​ as miss Argentina 

@rat-boiiii​ as Lydia & bj

@filmcityworld1​ as the stork & narrator 

Title card by kosperry