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you're in a girl's room and she's weird
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video game knowledge:
A button - accept
B button - becline
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Yes I want people to know that OCD is not just cleaning things but I also want them to know this:
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Well you see minors under 25 years old should not be allowed to get gender reassignment surgery because what if they go to the clinic but instead of giving them a normal penis the nurses mess up and give them the evil penis. That's irreversible
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yoshigal · 3 hours
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the four humours sound like mystical bullshit we just made up until you notice that they're kind of true. feeling fiery and riled up? take a cold shower, drink something calming! feeling sluggish? you need to eat things that are stimulating and energetic. it's like basic observational stuff that just kind of got out of hand. eating too many dry foods will make you need water. eating too much meat makes you need fruit. the whole black bile yellow bile thing is a metaphor and was not supposed to be taken literally. you're hot or cold, wet or dry, and fixing your shit means often just doing exactly the opposite. they were humans with the exact same brains as we have now and that means they'd notice that the dehydrated and cold guy having a cup of warm tea was feeling much better and that it'd be dead obvious to them what to do. it may not cure your actual health problems but as a basic first aid of "maybe you just need some blankets and some food" it's pretty easy to mentally make reference to.
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yoshigal · 3 hours
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TIL Dr. Sigmund Freud was addicted to smoking and failed to quit for good throughout a 45 years long battle that included 33 operations for cancer of the jaw, an artificial jaw replacement, and attacks of “tobacco angina” exacerbated by nicotine . He was known to smoke up to twenty cigars a day.
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yoshigal · 3 hours
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I am developing a gay hookup app with roguelike and deckbuilding elements
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yoshigal · 4 hours
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Organisation/Aesthetic/Cleantok shorts that keep getting recommended to me on YouTube (you watch one and suddenly thats all your suggestions are) and this woman was cooking dinner and her knives were very aesthetic but they didn't look particularly good quality and then she scraped the chopping board blade side down?? So like you probably can't trust anything she says.
And also all the "restock" videos make me thing about how much waste these people generate, and do they never drink water??
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yoshigal · 4 hours
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These cute pictures mean everything to me I love every single one of them, especially Sousuke's and Haru's, Haru is really just showing off his autism and Sousuke is Sousuke (I really really really love Sousuke)
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My oil painting of Gatorade Arctic Blitz
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Kellogg's has been hit hard by Woke Mob. Here's a list of changes to their cereal marketing that we've been demanding:
-The "Cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs" slogan is to be revised to "I'm mentally ill/neurodivergent for Cocoa Puffs." -Lucky Charms' leprechaun mascot, Patty O'Hatecrimes, must be changed to a normal Irish man who is critical of the british monarchy. -Tony the Tiger and the Trix Bunny are now a T4NB couple, to cater to the furry audience. -Fruity Pebbles can no longer use Fred Flintstone as a mascot, after his association with Winston Cigarettes was rediscovered. Consider using Jane Jetson as a substitute, to go for the Girlboss angle. -In addition, we can't call the pebbles "Fruity" anymore. -Captain Crunch is to be renamed to Draft Dodger Crunch -Snap, Crackle, and Pop MUST become drag queens. more than anything else on this list, this one is non-negotiable.
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yoshigal · 7 hours
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For legal reasons, pretend this is not a confession. [x]
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