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Apparently, Bat Out Of Hell is going on tour again next year. Please let that be true

#Bat Out Of Hell is one of my favourite musicals #I've already started singing #I still have my outfit frkm when I dressed up as Raven for Halloween in 2018

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Currently watching The Aristocats with Cookie. She likes this film

#cookie cat #movie afternoon

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Cookie and I are starting a political party. If the Cookie Cat Party comes into power, we are going to make it compulsory to have a hot drink and a treat at 2pm

#cookie cat #political party #cups of tea #treats

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reblog to bonk prev with yr forehead like a cat

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#me: can i put a ted lasso character on dialysis? #yes #yes i can

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#I used to smoke #especially whilst drinking #or stressed #I smoked so much during my 3rd year at uni #I don’t smoke or drink anymore

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ok girlies we are at a sleepover. we know how many crush confessions you’ve given and received. now tell us how many people you’ve kissed

#A fair few #I'm going to say somehwere between 30 and 50 #my friend once joked my lipgloss has magic powers

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Beard: We've got to find a way to cut down on expenses. What can we live without?

Roy: Probably Jamie.

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this does not apply if you wear exclusively leggings. Those things tear all the time you need like a million on standby

#so I'm English #and immediately thought of underwear #I genuinely thought people only owned one pair of pants #I forgot that what Americans call pants I call trousers #other countries may call them pants as well

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Ffs

#rotherham are losing #why am I upset? we got relagated weeks ago #I'm saving up to go to Wembley

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I need Huddersfield and Sheffield Wednesday to lose, Birmingham to win and Doncaster Rovers to win. Oh and just for my amusement I need Mark Sykes from Bristol City to score an own goal

#football #end of the season #Rotherham have gone down and we are taking Huddersfield and Wednesday with us #Don't get me started on Barnsley #I need Doncaster to get promoted because it means I can go to another game next season

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Actual insult that I've just heard:

You're not my real dad and you smell like burnt toast

I don't know why I love this

#insults #I need to use this #can i put this in a fic?

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*Giving my dad directions*

Me: Turn right at the crossroads and go over the tank road

Dad: oh yeah, I know where we are now you've said "tank road"

That man should know where we are, he used to drive on the tank roads in his job

#ask anyone around here and they know the tank road #there were no tanks on it today #I do mean tank as in those big things the army have #I've been stuck behind many a tank before now #they are really slow #and really loud #and really smelly

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I smell like campfire

#the perks of being a scout leader #So many Marshmallows were consumed

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For word of the week: knife, fork, spoon

Oooh, this is fun.

Knife:

"Your kitchen needs better equipment," Pippa complained

"I'm hardly ever in," Sasha replied. "What do you want?"

"A decent knife for a start," Pippa put the knife she was holding down.

"Send me the link to the ones you want, I'll get them," Sasha pulled his phone out.

Fork

Jamie sat and watched Cerys destroy her scrambled egg on toast.

"Fuck," Cerys yelled.

"Was that fuck or fork?" Jamie asked.

"Fuck," Cerys repeated.

"If nursery ask, it's fork," Jamie laughed.

Spoon (this is for @orbitalpirate )

"Can I be the little spoon?" Tom asked.

"You're always the little spoon," Paul pretended to complain.

"You love me," Tom smiled

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Things Cookie Cat has done today

Jumped up on the kitchen counter whilst I was cooking my soup

Judged my soup and decided it wasn't worth her time

Jumped up on the kitchen counter whilst I was making cups of tea

Jumped on the counter because I went in the cupboard for a plaster (the plasters and cat treats are in the same cupboard)

Dribbled on me when I gave her her treats

Sat on my shoes so I couldn't go out

Played with my shoelaces whilst I was trying to tie them

#cookie cat #tabby cat #For an old lady she can jump #she judges my soup choices

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When you don’t have the word of the week \_(ツ)_/¯ again.