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     Status update if anyone’s interested; tl;dr is that I won’t be back

     My current life situation is that my grandpa and his dementia are living at our house until he dies from his cancer, I’ve failed two suicide attempts in the last year, nobody in my family has the time to help me with everything else going on in their lives, and I’m literally too retarded to fix anything myself. I’m not a strong enough person to push through any of this, and I’m not good enough of a person for anyone to waste their time helping me, so I’ll be gone for good once my grandpa passes because (for whatever reason) I want the last few months of his life to be peaceful.

     So yeah, blog’s over now, adding “archived” to the url and tbh I wouldn’t blame anyone for unfollowing at this point. Sorry to everyone that I had threads with or was plotting with, but this just isn’t going to work for me anymore.

     And please don’t feel like you have to try comforting me or anything, I won’t be logging into this blog after this message is posted. I won’t be seeing anything that you write.

     Sorry.

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Shipping Meme

Send ❤️ if you ship our muses romantically. Send 💋 if you ship our muses sexually. Send 💀 if you ship our muses toxically. Send 🙊 if you ship our muses platonically. Send 👿 if you hate ship our muses. Send ✌ if you poly ship ours muses with another. Send 👎 if you don’t ship our muses at all. Send 👍 if you would like to discuss a possible ship.

#( Dash looks pretty dead tonight but ahh well ) #( ASK MEME ): ➤ ⌈ Meaningless words for an broken toy soldier . ⌋

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lucrimae:

“Bitch, I don’t need no fucking chips or whatever to shoot bullshit down. Who the fuck uses cooked potatoes as weapons? That’s just dumb.”

     “ ...You’re shitting me, right? Am I going to have to teach you what technology is, grandma? Nah, fuck it, you’re so full of crap that anything I tell you will go in one ear and out your ass. “

#( What a beautiful bond these three losers have! ) #( I'm sure that there are great things ahead for them if they can just stop bickering ) #( SHITPOSTING ): ➤ ⌈ God answers prayers of local android ; ❝ NO ❞ says god . ⌋ #lucrimae

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lucrimae:

“Oh, you kids and your new fucking machines, and your weapons of mass destruction, and your fucking lies upon lies upon lies–”

     “ Bitch, I am a weapon of mass destruction. They gave me a plug-in chip that lets me shoot down bullshit whenever it’s thrown at me, ad it’s going to burn out at the rate you’re going. “

#( I'm pretty sure that the average yorha android lifespan is about a couple of months because those things seem to die pretty often. ) #( A2 probably has the record for ''oldest surviving yorha unit'' at this point ) #( but compaired to Kaine and Zero she's probably like a shiny new iphone 10 compared to their nokia brick-phone asses ) #( SHITPOSTING ): ➤ ⌈ God answers prayers of local android ; ❝ NO ❞ says god . ⌋ #lucrimae

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lucrimae:

“Does survivor’s guilt and a lot of broken machine arms count? Because grandma ain’t got no sugar.”

     “ Well, aren’t you useful? I swear, you two old croons can’t do anything but fling shit start fights. “

#( Quoth the android that always says that she's too old for shit ) #( Despite only being a few years old ) #( Which is archaic for YoRHa units but still ) #( SHITPOSTING ): ➤ ⌈ God answers prayers of local android ; ❝ NO ❞ says god . ⌋ #lucrimae

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lucrimae:

“Sure, why not; not the only thing I’d be blamed for. Not the worst, either. Take a fucking number, though, kid – you’re the latest in a long line of fuckers who want to blame me for shit.”

     “ Thanks, grandma. Knew I could count on you when it really matters. “

     “ ...Hey, you got any pocket change you’re willing to give me? I need to repair my weapons and shit, but all I’ve got on me are machine heads and regret. “

#( Alright now that I'm back from my appointment I should finally be able to partake in the crack ) #( Provided that it hasn't passed already ) #( heck ) #( SHITPOSTING ): ➤ ⌈ God answers prayers of local android ; ❝ NO ❞ says god . ⌋ #lucrimae

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     We have a complete trio of angry white/silver-haired women with swords in the rpc now, life is fucking sweet. 

#( I'm still here ; just very lazy and tired ) #( OOC ): ➤ ⌈ A salty angst queen that survives solely from alcohol and anger . ⌋ #( DELETE ): ➤ ⌈ To die and become as gods . ⌋

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     I really want to reblog some fluff/smut stuff but like... A2′s an android built for combat, and she doesn’t know how emotions other than anger work anymore, and she’s punch anybody that tries to kiss her ( unless she likes them, then she just gets confused ).

#( why are you like this a2?.. ) #( OOC ): ➤ ⌈ A salty angst queen that survives solely from alcohol and anger . ⌋ #( DELETE ): ➤ ⌈ To die and become as gods . ⌋

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     @ all the f/fxv blogs following me: I love you all dearly and would love to rp with you, but I’ve been super lazy about playing the game and haven’t gotten too far past that “reclaim the regalia” mission.

     I don’t have a verse set up for A2 because of that, but I swear I’ll get around to it soon-ish

#( I know very little about the world/plot so forgive me if I screw up everything ) #( But this game has so many beautiful boys and I adore them all ) #( So maybe that'll be my motivation to get that verse done ) #( OOC ): ➤ ⌈ A salty angst queen that survives solely from alcohol and anger . ⌋ #( DELETE ): ➤ ⌈ To die and become as gods . ⌋

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dustscae:

…r00d.  Eve, if you want we can fight her now.  

     meet me in the fucking gorge, pretty boy. i’ll bring two swords, one to go up each of your asses when i’m done with you.

#( It's cool dude ; I'm terrible with tags myself tbh;;; ) #( SHITPOSTING ): ➤ ⌈ God answers prayers of local android ; ❝ NO ❞ says god . ⌋ #dustscae

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     @adam hey can you maybe keep better track of your brother? i'm disassembling him the next time he tries this shit.

#( or at least pay me if you want me to babysit him jfc ) #( SHITPOSTING ): ➤ ⌈ God answers prayers of local android ; ❝ NO ❞ says god . ⌋

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     In a truly elegant fashion, to be expected from an android of her make, she stumbled to the side in order to catch his kick and slam him violently to the ground.

     ʺ Oh nice, and I was just looking for a punching bag. ʺ

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gently  drops  in  from  the  sky  to  kick  her  .

#( This can only end well ; likely with hugs and kisses and fun times for all <3 ) #( SHITPOSTING ): ➤ ⌈ God answers prayers of local android ; ❝ NO ❞ says god . ⌋ #izonkikai

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     Behold, a disheveled and irate android, carrying an oversized blade and a splitting headache.

     ʺ Looks like the powers that be decided to reactivate me for a while; who wants to kick some machine heads in before I vanish again? ʺ

#( Forgive me please? ;w; ) #( SHITPOSTING ): ➤ ⌈ God answers prayers of local android ; ❝ NO ❞ says god . ⌋

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Drop me a character name and I’ll reveal my muse’s heart...

VISUAL ATTRACTIVENESS: 💗💗💗💗💗 (purely aesthetic appreciation of looks)

FRIENDSHIP LEVEL: 💗💗💗💗💗 (how close a friend they consider them)

SEXUAL DESIRE: 💗💗💗💗💗 (wanting to have sex with them)

ROMANTIC INTENT: 💗💗💗💗💗 (hoping for a romantic relationship)

💔 Non-existent 💗 Very low 💗💗 A little 💗💗💗 Hopeful 💗💗💗💗 High 💗💗💗💗💗 Maximum

#(( Hey do you want a grumpy android to give her bluntly honest opinions about you? )) #(( Well then drop on by and send something! I need to be more active here and I'm lonely! )) #( ASK MEME ): ➤ ⌈ Meaningless words for an broken toy soldier . ⌋

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     Please like this post if you want an A2 in your inbox, I’ve been getting so distracted with my f.ullmetal a.lchemist blog and just video game stuff in general that I’ve completely neglected A2. 

     I need someone to hold a gun to my head and make me be more active here, and force me to play though F.FXV so I have an excuse to buy all the DLC.

#(( Also feel free to ask for my d.iscord if you want to yell at me there; it's the best way to contact me for OOC stuff )) #( OOC ): ➤ ⌈ A salty angst queen that survives solely from alcohol and anger . ⌋ #( DELETE ): ➤ ⌈ To die and become as gods . ⌋

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“why haven’t you been more active?”

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otp sparring: nice

otp sparring until one of them has a back to the wall and a blade at their throat: excellent

the other person dropping their weapon and the otp is k i s s i n g: I WILL LIFT THIS TABLE AND FLI P IT

#(( HELLO YES PLEASE GIVE ME THIS NOW )) #(( THIS IS THE EASIEST WAY FOR A2 TO FALL IN YOUR LOVE WITH YOUR MUSE AND SHE NEEDS THAT IN HER LIFE )) #( AESTHETIC ): ➤ ⌈ Maybe there are still beautiful things in this world after all . ⌋