Me: *pouring fabric softener*
Brain: drink
Me: ??? no???
Brain: smell nice. drink
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sitting on furniture that's meant to be sat on: alright
sitting on grass: good
sitting on the floor: Very Good
sitting on a table: !! Good!! so good
sitting on a countertop: G R E A T
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naked iphones r beautiful but at what cost
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