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kinktober day 26

Masturbation | Grooming* | Overstimulation

Peter Strahm

a prequel to this because lbr, we all knew i'd write a proper follow up. though it does stand alone!

The units of Summit Ridge Apartments have thin walls, it’s normal to hear your neighbors daily tasks, albeit muffled. But since units 319 and 321 used to be one, the common walls are especially thin. Peter Strahm has lived in 321 for the past seven years, ever since he had moved to the city. Two years ago, he’d gotten a new neighbor. A single woman, unlike the family that had lived in 319. He had liked her, in a way, almost immediately because had been quieter than them, had a job that kept regular hours. Over the years, they had developed an odd friendship, something he hadn’t even realized he was missing.

It's comforting, knowing she’s there. He can hear her moving around if he focuses hard enough and they had figured out their beds were against a common wall. So sometimes, he can hear her in there, usually just tossing and turning. If she’s had any dates, then they go back to his place. But her romantic life is just as bad as his, it seems and deep down, in a part of himself that he can’t bring himself to examine, Strahm is pleased with that. Sometimes she knocks on the wall, as if to ask if he’s there and he always knocks back when he is.

One night, he comes home, passes out, just like most nights. Her apartment had been silent when he’d gotten home but when he wakes up from his nap, Strahm can hear her in bed, moving around, something buzzing. He’s confused for a moment and then he hears it.

She moans and an image flashes in his mind. Her hair falling over her face, one hand on a tit, pinching her nipple as her other hand holds the toy that’s buzzing away inside of her, her hips are bucking wildly as she moans, her perfect mouth falling open as she looks right at him, begging-

The buzzing is faint, but steady; Strahm knows what she’s doing and he knows what he should do. He should get up, move to the living room, where he won’t be able to hear her. But he stays in bed, listening to the sound of her masturbating as his cock hardens in his pajama pants. Without even thinking about it, he takes them off, grunting in frustration when he can’t pull them off in one motion. It's been a while since he's done this, even longer since it was with another person.

Strahm spits on his palm. It’s all he’s got within reach and he doesn’t want to get up, not when he can hear her moaning faster and faster. He’s unable to stop himself, can’t stop picturing her as she probably looks right now-

And then the buzzing stops and he can very clearly hear her call her toy a piece of shit and that she throws it to the floor. He’s still hard during a silence that seems to last forever. And then she moans again and he knows what she’s doing. Strahm tries to think of something else as he jerks his cock, but the image of it being his fingers making her moan is too good to pass up. He thinks about her smile, the curve of her ass in those jeans she wears all the time, how her mouth is always shiny, that she smells fucking great and he wonders if she puts that sweet perfume on her thighs.

He'd make her scream, beg. Strahm would do anything she wanted as long as he was the one making her come. With a loud grunt, not even caring if she hears him, he comes all over his fist, closing his eyes afterwards.

A soft knock force his eyes open. After another moment that seems to go on forever, Strahm knocks back.

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nothings been tickling my weird bitch fancy lately . like i have not had anything to nourish me except my own brain . nothing too intense its just that some fics are below my reading level (like how i used to write 4 years ago lol) so i think i should produce my own again

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more wilsnoopy and housestock <3

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toxic doomed yaoi angst 😭💔

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alan smiling friends my craziest hear me out rn like i cant think of anything wilder rn hear me out

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ohhhhh im in auch a mood i love imagining my future career in my daydream imaginations of my show . like yasss im going ti shove a mortician in there somehow ! like yasss its me . morgue attendant at the inside job . like hellooo dr house its me i work at the morgue in the hospital . hello worst fixation i have yet i met u on my way to work at the MORGUE i work at !

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when i periodically look at this post im reminded that this is what wilson looked like when he & house met & then my mind goes to downright devious places

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The way they fucking look at each other??? Omg???

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was sooo reminded of yoosung suddenly ..... hes so cutie pie reminds me of my bf

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So apparently the version of the "Isn't It Bromantic" interview that gets passed around isn't the full thing

So after seeing a tumblr post I can't find, about two and half hours of intensive internet digging, and one purchase from a sketchy second-hand site later (full story under the cut, I promise it's interesting, but also long), I got the physical magazine and scanned it

So here you go: the full "Isn't It Bromantic?" TV guide interview with Robert Sean Leonard and Hugh Laurie

Feel free to repost wherever you want- I want people to be able to find the full thing

SO, as for how I found it:

I saw this tumblr post forever ago that I can't find anymore because tumblr is just Like That with a cropped screenshot of an interview with Hugh Laurie and Robert Sean Leonard. In the interview, they're asked about the "bromance" between their two characters. Leonard makes an annoyed comment about how "everyone [is] obsessed with homosexuality", followed by the interview apologizing and Laurie immediately jumping in with, "No, no, let's talk about it. Wilson and House have an unusual relationship so you have to explore…" and the screenshot cuts off there. Cue funny comment from the OP about the interaction, roll credits.

Except, as these things tend to do, it ended up becoming a bit of a brain worm, and I wanted to find it again. But I couldn't find the tumblr post. I looked absolutely everywhere, and in the process of looking everywhere, I found what I thought was the original interview- a blog post with the full quote from the actor. I didn't think too much about it, I figured it was just a short quote given to a popular blog in 2008. There's a magazine cover above it, but I don't think too much about it, because I'm focusing on the quotes in the article instead of the rest of it.

So I send screenshots to a couple friends to make jokes, and it probably should have died there.

However, late at night I end up thinking about that interview again, because of course I did. I start to think about how it's weirdly formatted for, what I assumed at first reading, was just an entertainment news blog reaching out for comment and getting a response. So I pull up the screenshots of the article (because weirdly enough, the old-ass blog only loads on mobile) and look at it again.

This is when I realize that this isn't an original piece from a blog interviewing these two after reaching out for comment. This is a blog post quoting and commenting on a full interview from a magazine, which I had originally thought had just been the inspiration for the piece.

So naturally, I go looking for the magazine.

Luckily, the name of the magazine is displayed on the cover, and so is the title of its main piece. This should be easy to find, right?

Wrong.

This is an interview in a physical magazine. From 2008. October 13th, 2008, to be exact.

I know this exact date because searching the article title and magazine name leads me to an archive on the TV Guide website.

Of covers.

And nothing but covers.

I spend like forty-five minutes searching everywhere I can think of on the web. Internet Archive, the TV Guide website, any search result that comes up when I search any combination of the words "House" "Interview" "Bromantic" "Bromance" "TV Guide" "Archive" etc. Over and over, all that's coming up are that original blog post and the cover from the official gallery.

The only things I could find online were:

The cover and date of the issue on the TV Guide website

The original blog post that was screenshotted in the original tumblr post

Another blog post that had a much shorter version of the quote, references something Leonard says from later in the article, and makes a comment on the nature of his reaction to the term "bromance"

An entry on Leonard's IMDB page's "interview" list mentioning it in title only

And:

5. A single listing for the issue on what seemed to be a second-hand site that looked like it hadn't had its UI updated since the mid 2000's, with a listing with no date or additional information besides what issue it is.

This is the only listing anywhere. I checked every other second-hand site I could think of, and then some that only came up through google searches. There's not a single listing for that issue on any of them. There were plenty of listings of TV guide magazines, including one that seemed promising because it included issues from that year, but it was missing all of October.

It seemed like the only listing for this issue on the entire internet was this one copy on this one obscure website. For all I know, this was listed in 2008 and abandoned, and just never got marked inactive. It could also be a complete scam.

A few quick google searches show that that website seemed to be legit, albeit a bit loose on quality control (which makes sense, this website seemed like the kind of thing you'd have to use the Way Back Machine to access). It also had an option to pay via PayPal, which meant I could file a chargeback if need be.

It was $11.50 when you include shipping.

So at about half past midnight, I bought the listing.

Naturally, about an hour later, I manage to actually find a scan of the interview. I had to follow a link in the comments of a post on FanPop, taking me to an old wordpress blog, and I'm sitting in front of the damn interview at last.

But something doesn't make sense. Why would their cover story only be two pages of text that aren't even full pages, and why would it cut off so strangely? There was no concluding sentence or paragraph, even though it started with a fairly long lead-in. It also led right up to the edge of the page, which felt like there should be more to it. There were more images in the interview than text, and the fact that there are so many of them and they clearly did a whole photoshoot indicated that they had them on hand for a while. The silly string one, for instance, I imagine probably had to require a couple takes, which means cleaning off Wilson's hair and face, adjusting makeup, etc. for it. Meanwhile, the conversation itself seems like it could have taken ten minutes total. I could have been totally wrong and that was where the article ended, but I couldn't shake the feeling that there might be more.

So I hold tight. A couple days pass with no update, and then the PayPal purchase gets updated with a tracking number. Promising, but it could still be a scam. Whether or not I get the actual magazine becomes a source of anxiety for the next week.

Until today, when I get told it was delivered. And when I opened the envelope it was sent in: there it was.

When I tell you I was happy stimming in my bedroom just holding the damn issue in my own hands... And then opening it and finding out that I was right, there was a missing page... I was elated. I still am, just typing this.

So I spent half an hour getting my scanner to work, and I give you the above issues.

Like I said above, feel free to repost however and wherever you want. I want all this to mean something.

In the meantime, I have two more House-themed TV Guide magazines coming to try and get articles from.

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houseposting again. big day for gay ppl (me)!

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hilson breakup ...... terrible horrible ....

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phhhh house needs wilson soooo bad he's desperate !

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s4e15 house got me throbbing lowkey like omggggg