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one of my buddies has a nice little unstoppable force going. i'm gonna surprise him with an immoveable object

#tim connolly moving to the timberwolves

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where did i go wrong in my life to let myself care this much about sports

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I ❤️ self-loathing characters, characters who struggle with monstrosity (either fearing or embracing it), characters who are so lonely, who have a gaping hole in their chest, who bottle up & repress their feelings, who claw their way up & have ambitions, who fall down & lose everything, who search for identity & purpose yet can’t see themselves outside of what others want from or expect of them, who are hurt & hurt others, who long & grieve, who lie & pretend. characters who are messy & flawed & human

#me after losing gm 7 at home

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being a sports fan is so undignified man

#i literally have back to back plans tonight (canucks) and tomorrow night #howmi supposed to survive wtf is happening tomorrow

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hmmmm. basketball shouldn't exist.

#nuggets lb #literally everytime i go back to the game theyre doing the stupidest slapstick routine and an orange ball just happens to be in their hands

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#mal #you mf

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every single nuggets playoffs run is like what if we played basketball only when we feel like it

#nuggets lb #dont ask me if im having fun #im having appendicitis is what im having

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#mal #jok

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me (watching a game I voluntarily put on): has anyone in the world suffered as much as me

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the heat are like cicadas, they're on a 3-year cycle - inevitably, they Will wake up in 2026 to madly copulate (run through the eastern conference as a 9th seed) and die (lose 4-1 in the finals)

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I love hockey because the widely-accepted Inner Circle Of Greats is a Saskatchewan farm boy, a suspiciously Soviet-friendly twink, a guy whose name translates to "the best," a bisexual with a mullet, a Russian laboratory experiment, The Beloved And Highly Favoured Child Of God, and two unrelated white boys named Connor

#for legal reasons this is a JOKE #hockey #it's just yknow they are All white

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they can save us

#not me casting 1d as members of the 2012 raptors #hockey

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#the most important part of this is that it's future continuous #''Lebron starts kissing Kyrie'' and doesn't stop ig

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#nuggets lb

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#wheres that one comparing to The Shot 2019 #mal

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#the iambs in this... #thats rhythm and poetry #mal #playoffs 24

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Me and Reddit user betaateb explaining how nikola is a service top who is deeply in love to 121 Reddit users today

#mal #jok #i genuinely think he would rather die than stop trusting jamal #which is NOT the case for like anyone else askjdhl #when bruce brown took a bad 3 ''i was going to kill him'' #vs. ''he's going to suck for a while but we'll keep feeding him'' about murray returning from injury