God I love doing unhinged literary analysis of stuff. Like why are people so annoyed at it and keep saying "the curtains are just blue", like dude, making up insane shit about why the curtains are blue is the most fun shit ever
Like sure whatever I could read a story and be like "well that was neat" and call it a day, but it's so much more fun to obsessively analyze every last detail in a story
How else am I supposed to send my friends the most absolutely bat shit messages like "is this cute anime girl a metaphor for the atom bomb?"