thank yaaaa
i remember my first period. daddy knew how to open a pad and i was like "wait youre a boy?" and he was like "i wasn't once" and i learned about what trans people were. it then occured to me that daddy was trans. i cried over it and said "YOU COULD HAVE BEEN A MOM?" and he just sat there confused and asked me deadpan "would you want one? last time i dated a girl she killed a man." and i shut up. not fun.
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until i can afford rings. im begging uncle klav for his money since he's like. rich
i remember my first period. daddy knew how to open a pad and i was like "wait youre a boy?" and he was like "i wasn't once" and i learned about what trans people were. it then occured to me that daddy was trans. i cried over it and said "YOU COULD HAVE BEEN A MOM?" and he just sat there confused and asked me deadpan "would you want one? last time i dated a girl she killed a man." and i shut up. not fun.
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How has your day been?
quite eventful, but good! polly was getting his ass beat by some guy who was pulling on his hair, uncle klav told me that people call him a "sopping wet boyfailure" and aunt maya and daddy are arguing over the ethics of beating the living daylights out of defense attorneys. maya is winning.
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id help you but....im curious if its gonna work this time.
it would be really easy to ratatouille you i think
please dont pull on my bangs expecting me to do your bidding. It WILL NOT WORK (Trucy has tried)
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the one video of "hah, women" but in a lesbian way not a misogynist way
i love girls. like. its a girl dude
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listen sorry but if you are taller than me i think of you as a beast to be feared. thats why i bully polly with such ease, he is short enough to be my brother and enough for me to consider him inferior.
:3
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i love girls. like. its a girl dude
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UNCLE KLAVIER DID NOT JUST FUCKING SAY ":3" NO THERES NO WAY. GOD ITS AUNT MAYA SAYING "SKILL ISSUE" ALL OVER AGAIN. STOP LEARNING SLANG AND SILLY THINGS UR ALL SUPPOSED TO BE OLD.
:3
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NOOO Its okay Trucy have a friend :3
the world is healing. i love this fish, his name shall be craig. also thanks 'sami !
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yet.
i remember my first period. daddy knew how to open a pad and i was like "wait youre a boy?" and he was like "i wasn't once" and i learned about what trans people were. it then occured to me that daddy was trans. i cried over it and said "YOU COULD HAVE BEEN A MOM?" and he just sat there confused and asked me deadpan "would you want one? last time i dated a girl she killed a man." and i shut up. not fun.
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PFJSK Don’t worry Trucy, poisson means fish in French
i hate the french. if i was a fish and they called me poison i'd gluglu sadly. why is this world so cruel
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Trucy do you believe in le poisson au chocolat lore
ATRONOQUNINE CHOCOLATE EXISTS?!
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no! ........
yet
i remember my first period. daddy knew how to open a pad and i was like "wait youre a boy?" and he was like "i wasn't once" and i learned about what trans people were. it then occured to me that daddy was trans. i cried over it and said "YOU COULD HAVE BEEN A MOM?" and he just sat there confused and asked me deadpan "would you want one? last time i dated a girl she killed a man." and i shut up. not fun.
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oh, you would? okay! now where was daddy's frying pan..
a girl was acting homophobic to me for having a gay brother so i bashed her knees in! shes at the hospital. hope she dies 💙
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UNCLE NONONONO.ITS NOT WORTH IT. DADDY DID IT NONONONONONONONONONONONONONOONONOOOON NOOOOOOOO. also probably blood
do you ever wonder what souls taste like
Nein, but i do wonder what glass does taste like.
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https://youtu.be/Nb2bd1wtZ7c?si=PHwBkxCDiL3qtxdz
iis this real
very!
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hey its a good cause!
hey uncle. do you know how to help someone with a dislocated knee joint. i fucked up the homophobic girl and the teacher is siding w her so i gotta help
-troocy (neo olde tokyo defendr) x ps thx for the hair salon time and gummies very cool of you
pps kiss polly goodnight
N- nein? Fraulein, what have you gotten yourself into?
Although congrats on kicking a homophobe.
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