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the funnest form of being a hater is hating something you actually have so much love for but sucks. it’s cathartic. corny people are always like ‘if you hate x so much don’t talk about it 😒 positivity always <3’ you could NEVER understand our WARRIORS BOND

#me with gotham #again #it's always fucking Gotham

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let’s pour one out for all the janitors who clean and never get enough appreciation

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#Psyren but it was only volume 2 #one of those loose random classroom books I came across in 6th Grade #it was weird as shit and the only part i actually remember was the hot pianist lady

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A nice place to start. (via http://nihilnovisubsole.tumblr.com)

#art ref

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Reblog to open a rail line from your blog to the person you reblogged this from

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something i have noticed lately: as a collective, a lot of gen z are simply getting tired of their phone

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i think about this kid everytime i listen to vampires will never hurt you. Where is he now 20 years later

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my mom was trying to chew through some really tough steak and she turned to me and said “just call me The Gnawer.” she would do numbers here

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#me when i go

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fork found in kitchen.

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one of the chocolate guys videos appears on your dash. you pause your scrolling to watch it, trying to guess what he’s making because this doesn’t seem to be one you’ve seen before. as the video goes on you get more unnerved and impressed — he seems to be making a whole human being this time, and it’s uncannily realistic. it’s even filled with candied fruit and sweet pastries in place of organs, red velvet cake and a cherry reduction making up flesh and blood beneath the chocolate. but something feels off. the person he’s making seems strangely familiar. upon the final reveal, you know why. amaury guichon has created a perfect replica of you

#tonight on the twilight zone #<- prev

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My one friend group can't stop saying, "See you in hell!" in a cheerful voice instead of, "Talk to you later!" and my other friend group can't stop calling things "penis" instead of "cool" or "good", so I just unironically uttered the phrase, "Sounds penis, see you in hell," as I got off the phone.

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no i lied i'm cropping them. is anyone else seeing this

#god i wish that were me

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fixed it