My friend explained the spoon theory to our DM and he was like “ohhh so it’s like when you’re out of spell slots and you need to take a long rest to regain them all” and now I keep thinking of myself as being out of spell slots instead of out of spoons
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Taylor Swift, The Albatross
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i can’t listen to misery business because i hate businesses
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Sssssinnamon roll snake 🐍
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little gentlemen
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whenever i say ‘yee’ im not saying yes in a cutesy way im quoting this thing
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learning that people want you in their lives is a skill you can develop if it does not come naturally
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DINOSOYS!! XD based off those little soy sauce fish I’m so obsessed with. They are as follows;
- Tyrannosoyus Rex
- Stegosoyus
- Soyodactyl
- Trisoyatops
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friendly reminder that YOU 🫵 can make even the most relaxing innocuous activities into high stress situations if you’re mentally ill enough. always believe in yourself and your incapacity to conquer catastrophic thinking!
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Whalermelon sharks 🍉🦈
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The "if you don't want to get harassed, don't post your weird shit online" take has to be among the ones I hate the most. You're telling me I have to post "normal" stuff (whatever that means) or else the harassment is justified? That the one in the right is the person sending threats? That I can't even have a space for myself online? For fuck's sake.
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