❝ possibly both? ❞
" With hiding the body
or murder ? “
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❝ my lips are sealed.
; only if I can help. ❞
” I’m going to toss Hale
out a window and nobody is
to say a thing. “
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❝ I ha-had a good teacher. ❞
( a pause, followed
by a drunken hiccup )
❝ -------- you. ❞
“Well, someone’s been knocking back the hooch like it’s her job.”
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❝ I don't think all that will be a problem for me,
but it does mean that you'd know the right
places around here -- where a girl should
and shouldn't go, right? ❞
"Actually, yeah. I’ve lived here my entire life. It’s nice, the crime rate’s a little scary to others. But it’s a city, so what can you expect, right?"
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Supernat U
Muse A is a supernatural creature who receives an invitation to a university they’ve never heard of.
SU is a prestigious university for gifted supernaturals where they can attend classes such as Witchcraft 101 and Werewolves in the Media, as well as join clubs like the The Vegan Vampire Committee and the Siren Swim Team.
Options:
Muse A attends an open house and meets their academic adviser, Muse B
Muse A enrolls and meets their professor, Muse B, on the first day
Muse A enrolls and meets their roommate, Muse B on move-in day.
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+ kenztheklepto
❝ Kenziiii! Kenzi-Kenzi-Kenzi-Keeeenzi ! ❞
( yeah, she's had one too many drinks. )
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starter anyone?
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❝ you gonna finish that? ❞
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Send me a "♡" if you think our muses have/will have chemistry.
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❝ So, are you from around here? ❞
"Nice to meet you too, Camille."
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mr. and mrs. smith - sentence meme pt. 1
“I guess that’s what happens in the end, you start thinking about the beginning.”
"I never told you, but I was married once before."
"It was just a drunken Vegas thing."
"Oh, that’s better. That’s much better."
"Happy endings are just stories that haven’t finished yet."
"Your aim’s as bad as your cooking sweetheart…and that’s saying something."
"Don’t tell me how to handle my wife."
"Tell me you got smart and that you killed that lying bitch."
"Guess that was just wishful thinking."
"Still alive, baby?"
"We have an unusual problem here."
"You obviously want me dead, and I’m less and less concerned for your well-being."
"Dance with me."
"It was just my cover, sweetheart."
"Wait, why do I get the girl gun?"
"It’s called evasive driving, sweetheart!"
"Hiya, stranger."
"You burn the picture after you get the assignment! It’s the first thing you learn!"
"Oh, I must have missed that lesson. Just like you missed the one about not marrying the enemy!"
"If you don’t like them we can take them back."
"You’ll get used to them."
"That vacation in Aspen, you left early, why?"
"Damn, I wanted him."
"These fuckers get younger every year."
"Any last words?"
"The new curtains are hideous."
"I thought I told you not to bother me at the office, honey."
"I have a thoery, newly developed."
"I’m think you killed us."
"Why do you care? I was just a cover."
"Who says you were just a cover?"
"Ask us the sex question."
"Oh, look. More desert."
"Web of lies!"
"I missed you."
"That’s the second time you’ve tried to kill me today."
"Oh, come on, it was just a little bomb."
"Come on, let’s talk about this! You don’t want to go to bed angry!"
"What’s new?"
"My parents died when I was five. I’m an orphan."
"Who was that kind fellow who gave you away at our wedding?"
"I can’t believe I brought my real parents to our wedding."
"Sweetheart…?"
"You want it? It’s yours."
"There’s a huge space between us, and it just keeps filling up with everything we don’t say to each other."
"Option A: You talk, we listen, no pain. Option B: You don’t talk, I remove your thumbs with my pliers, it will hurt. Option C: I like to vary the details a bit but the punchline is…you die."
"Can I have a soda or a juice or…"
"Ok, that was a nice shot."
"What? You’re looking for a job or something?"
"You are the job."
"They’re bulletproof!"
"We’ll talk about this later."
"You saying you had your ass handed to you by some girl?"
"You really expect me to roll over and play dead?"
"Well, you should be used to it after five years of marriage."
"Come to daddy."
"Who’s your daddy now?"
"We should so not be allowed to buy these."
"On a scale of one to ten, how would you rate the happiness of your marriage?"
"Tempting but I don’t get out of bed for less than half a million dollars."
"I realise you witnessed the Mrs. and I working through a few domestic issues."
"That’s regrettable but don’t take that to be a sign of weakness, that would be a mistake on your part."
"Maybe it’s not such a good idea to undermine me in front of the hostage - sends a mixed message."
"Mistake on your part."
"Baby, you couldn’t find the button with both hands and a map."
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❝ Well I take it as a compliment. Nice to meet you Wyatt; I'm Camille. ❞
"Well, not to all of the pretty girls. But you’re welcome. I’m Wyatt.”
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❝ I bet you say that to all the girls but, thanks. ❞
"Redeeming? What are you talking about? I think you’re gorgeous."
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Naya Rivera + being the cutest thing ever
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Sentence Meme [ lines from Chuck edition ]
Those seven years of MacGyver finally paid off.
I don’t kid about quiche.
Damn tranq dart.
We’ll always have Omaha.
I thought you were a man of honor.
This is a special lesson: how to kill a man with honor.
[ name ] doesn’t really have a calm center. It’s more of an angry center.
Do you think he’ll talk?
Everyone talks.
I thought you were the type of girl/boy that liked adventure.
When you meet somebody that you care about, it’s just hard to walk away.
You had a gun?
I always have a gun.
Bored now.
I mean, I’m not a machine.
Well I mean, I am a machine, but I’m also a person.
I’ll be right there as soon as I get this guy’s pants off.
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❝ Not to sound too big-headed but yeah, they're one of my redeeming qualities. ❞
"You have really beautiful eyes, y’know that?"
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