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xsecretsirenx · 5 months
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This is Money Snake. She only appears every 312 years. 
If you reblog her picture within the next twenty-five seconds you will have good luck and fortune for the rest of your life. 
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xsecretsirenx · 7 months
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ex friends are like. last time i remembered you i got so angry i almost crashed my car. i still think about your laugh whenever i see one of your favorite scenes on the show we used to watch together. you made me cry 3 years after we last spoke. i think of you on your birthday. you are a part of some of the best memories i have of my life. i hate you.
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xsecretsirenx · 10 months
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I want to be his controversially young girlfriend
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xsecretsirenx · 1 year
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xsecretsirenx · 2 years
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Wait, I have something to give you!
[The heebie jeebies has been added to your inventory]
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xsecretsirenx · 3 years
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i just walked past the apartment beneath mine and through an open window i could hear my downstairs neighbor crying faintly while the song jolene played in the background and im just like… bitch are you okay…?
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xsecretsirenx · 4 years
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xsecretsirenx · 4 years
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xsecretsirenx · 4 years
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xsecretsirenx · 4 years
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xsecretsirenx · 4 years
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Say it ain’t so!!
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xsecretsirenx · 4 years
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xsecretsirenx · 4 years
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I think a lot of us would love this (x)
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xsecretsirenx · 4 years
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xsecretsirenx · 4 years
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“Come on, little lady, give us a smile” No, I ain’t got nothin’ to smile about
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xsecretsirenx · 4 years
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I don’t know who wrote this but...
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I needed y’all to commiserate with me that there’s at least one guy that thinks that people don’t have a vagina until some penis comes along and pierces it open like a straw poking into a Capri Sun and also that a clitoris is where the vagina is.
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xsecretsirenx · 4 years
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