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"hey, bobby, ginger's kid came out to her as non-binerary! can you believe it?"
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"non-binary."
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"huh? wha? what'd i say?"
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"you said 'non-binerary.' the word is non-binary."
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"right. non-byrony."
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"oh my god"
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halyna hutchins’s death was 100% preventable and is absolutely part of the same labor issues iatse has been fighting to rectify and making it about anything else or anyone else is disrespectful
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I have a two part question... 1) What would you call the classification of mass based on the heaviness of something? 2) Is there a name used for large bodies of salt water that are smaller than the ocean itself and are usually at least partly inland?
Weight and sea.
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Mr Gaiman, why do you mention breasts so much in American Gods? it's like, once per chapter. that might be an exaggeration but that is how it feels as a reader who is very aware of each breast mention. was it a dare??
I just did a word search -- the word breasts gets used 14 times in the 200,000 words of American Gods, but that total includes chicken breasts, window mannequins, and an extract from the Song of Songs in the Bible. I hope this helps.
The fifteenth word of American Gods is "fuck", which is to help inform readers of a nervous disposition that they can stop reading there, or at least by the end of the extremely peculiar sex scene that closes Chapter 1. (I figure anyone who goes onto Chapter 2 can cope with breasts, even the ones that aren't chicken.)
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My life in one word
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I had a dream last night that there was a new meme going around but I'm not gonna say what it was because i know how to mind my own business
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Very sexy shirt found in San Antonio Tx
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I don't believe you're Neil Gaiman, prove it, please.
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Hey Neil, I have this memory of hearing you reading a poem after explaining that "the poems are free... and its not as if anyone is forcing you to read them."
And I just wanted you to know that I have taken this into the rest of my life. Don't like a scene in a movie? I close my eyes. And it's been freeing. So thank you
I'm so glad!
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😭😭😭
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A tourist murders my sister, steals her shoes, and accepts a mission from my political rivals to literally murder me? And I’m the villain???
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