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I enjoy the sacred sorcery of fucking around and finding out.

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i love that the english language has evolved in such a way that saying “shit fucks” is a positive thing

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Bitches be like ‘I’m so tired and sleepy’ and then stay up doing hyperfixtation shit for the next 5 hours

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‘McDonald’s Filet-O-Fish w/Strawberry Shake & Fries’ by Noah Verrier (2022)

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I hope every writer who sees this writes LOADS the next few months. Like freetime opens up, no writers block, the ability to focus, etc etc you're able to write loads & make lots of progress <3

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First of all, how dare you

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i dont like most engl fan chants but these two are hilarious

#happy

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i love when random tumblr users find my blog and go through it liking and reblogging everything in a frenzy, it feels like i’ve been cultivating a nice backyard with a lovely birdbath and feeder and i’ve glanced out the window to see a bird going absolutely wild with it

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touching grass is not enough i need to see the night sky as it looked to an ancient greek

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person who posted this originally made it unrebloggable so fuck you it’s mine now

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Happy Hanukkah

#heaven #the wacky crazy flailing inflatable arm men is for you

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To feel safe with someone 🪐🌙

I love creating soft moments between characters ☕️❤️☺️

Find me on Insta or Twitter @darkkittyart

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Anyway if you see this you have to reblog and tag with a delight from ur day -- even the littlest thing counts

#i felt like i was gonna get scolded at work but turns out nobody even noticed the problem #that made me happy #now im playing god of war

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You have been booped by this empty wrapping paper tube.

Reblog to boop all of your followers with it.

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❝ 𝐈 𝐚𝐦 𝐓𝐡𝐚𝐥𝐢𝐚. 𝐃𝐚𝐮𝐠𝐡𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐨𝐟 𝐙𝐞𝐮𝐬. ❞

❝ 𝐈'𝐦 𝐏𝐞𝐫𝐜𝐲 𝐉𝐚𝐜𝐤𝐬𝐨𝐧. 𝐒𝐨𝐧 𝐨𝐟 𝐏𝐨𝐬𝐞𝐢𝐝𝐨𝐧. ❞

❝ 𝐈 𝐚𝐦 𝐍𝐢𝐜𝐨 𝐝𝐢 𝐀𝐧𝐠𝐞𝐥𝐨, 𝐬𝐨𝐧 𝐨𝐟 𝐇𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐬. ❞