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We've got some big days ahead of us here, Mr. Gosling. Thought I'd thank you a little bit early for being such a joy to work with, both on set and in the millions of junkets we've had to do. You're truly a stand-up guy. Don't let my sappiness about us having to part get the best of you, yeah? @gosry

#nothing safe is worth the drive ;; chats #ft. ryan g. #i needed them biblically so i had to start something <3

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Yeah, it's living my life alright. I'm hoping for a calm summer with my family to balance out the past four months of my life being absolute chaos. You live for it until it's in every other sentence, I'm just saying to prepare for the word to not even sound much like a word anymore. They'll both be endeared to you right away, same as me, it makes the most sense. Take the compliment, Stef, you know our friendship consists of us blowing smoke up each other's arses until we're blue in the face. Hoping to hear more music from you, your voice is divine. See? I'm getting bluer and bluer just sitting here. I watched the trailer! You look magnificent as usual, and it looked like a blast to be a part of. John got to join Marvel, you got to join DC. When's it going to be my turn, you know?

Look at you, living your life all busy – I'm proud of you. And I forgot to say, I'm incredibly excited to see you in The Fall Guy. Do I really need to prepare myself for someone to call me gorgeous? That's the sort of compliment that I live for, and you know it's true when it comes out of the mouth of a babe! I wouldn't call myself any kind of phenomenon, regardless of what the magazines say, but I'll take the compliment anyway. LA life is mostly writing music and getting ready for whatever comes next with that. We've wrapped! The trailer is out and I'm counting the days 'til the premiere. What a thrill that was to make!

#nothing safe is worth the drive ;; chats #ft. stef g.

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Required, encouraged, all of the big heavy-hitter words. I'm gonna tell him you said that, and then you can answer to him. I'm sure he'd actually get a kick out of it and tell you some spicy bit of intel that even I don't know. Please tell your mum, let me know what she says or if she doesn't really care. Are you now, Sam? That's wonderful! Who's the lucky individual? Do I know them?

A whole lot of flexing and growing with each other is required I suppose then and some mild annoyance thrown in. Oh darn, I always like causing minor drama. For him not you that is. Ill be sure to tell my mom I am this special, sure she think it lovely Mary Poppins doesn't think Im bad. Well I am in a very happily committed relationship now. Im just really happy.

#nothing safe is worth the drive ;; chats #ft. sam h.

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I suppose for you, of all people, I can make an exception. You're singing in movies again? This actually might be the news that makes my entire month, Annie. When is that going to be available for me to see and hear? I need to pre-order it. John would definitely understand, I'm thinking he's going to run off with one of the Chris's and then you and I can finally live in peace. Was not expected any consideration for the joke of us living in the same apartment building, but now I'm sticking to it. I promise, Matt and his lovely wife throw excellent parties that you'd get roped into, and you'd get to come over and see the girls any time you want.

I'm so sorry, I know, it's criminal. Will you forgive me once you see 'Idea of You'? I sang for a song on the soundtrack, you have to forgive me, right? You could, or we could always be plus one's for each other, I think John would understand. I think I could consider the apartment thing, I'd have to take a look first, but seeing more of you? Yes, please!

#nothing safe is worth the drive ;; chats #ft. anne h.

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They're pretty picky about the media they enjoy, so you should take it as a very high compliment. I have two - Hazel just turned ten in February and Violet's about to turn eight in June. When I'm not up to my ears in work, I love taking them to London for the summer and showing them my old local jaunts. They're big daddy's girls, which works phenomenally because John is the girl dad if I've ever seen one, so we try to make time for all of us to do something together outside. Adventure's kind of their gig, which is why I think they both still enjoy your movies.

hey! it's so lovely to meet you! that's awesome that your daughters are big fans of dora. it's always heartwarming to hear how much joy the movie brings to families. and trust me, you're already a super cool mom introducing yourself like this! so, tell me more about you and your daughters. what do you all like to do for fun? you know, besides watching dora and shit.

#nothing safe is worth the drive ;; chats #ft. isabela m.

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Annie, the amount of time that you've been away from me is sinful. How dare you be off being a world-famous actress and all-around beautiful human being without me? I'm going to just superglue myself to you and force myself to attend all of your events from here on out. It's either that, or make you move into my apartment building so you can also be neighbors with me and Matt Damon. What say you? @hathawaysanne

#nothing safe is worth the drive ;; chats #ft. anne h.

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You know, crazy enough, I actually do know about you. And I say this because I feel like I do know you from the sheer number of times I watched you in Dora with my daughters. They're actually really big fans of yours, me introducing myself would absolutely make me one of the coolest mums around. So hi, I'm Emily. @isabelafame

#nothing safe is worth the drive ;; chats #ft. isabela m. #you can tell im losing brain cells #i feel like this made no sense

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Would you believe it if I said that I watched a lot of your work to prepare for A Quiet Place? Horror's never quite been my genre, but you just waltz through it so effortlessly, I'm a big fan of yours. Do you have more of that on your horizon, I'm hoping? I can't show it to my daughters in fear of traumatizing them, but I'd love to stay up-to-snuff on what you've got in the works. @theswedishbilly

#nothing safe is worth the drive ;; chats #ft. bill s.

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You know, after working with your brother ages ago, I have to wonder why it's taken us ages to get introduced. He spoke so highly of me to my face, I'm hoping he didn't tank his reviews of me to you. What are you up to these days? Fill me in. @theliamhems

#nothing safe is worth the drive ;; chats #ft. liam h.

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Sir Garfield, why is it that I'm hearing from the grapevine that you're vying to work with me and John? I can very easily make that happen, production company in my back pocket and all. Do you have a break in that very successful yet busy work schedule you live with? Let's do it. @andrewrussellxo

#nothing safe is worth the drive ;; chats #ft. andrew g.

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I'm going to triple check that I'm not immediately flying out, and then let you know. My team puts so much together in twenty different directions, it makes my head spin sometime. She'd just adore you, and I know Violet would just think you're pretty. She's going through a seven-year-old phase where she's calling everyone gorgeous, so prepare yourself. Modesty left my body the second I got to call you a friend. You don't do that any favors when you're a global phenomenon. What's been keeping you busy in LA these days? Is Joker 2 still shooting or is it wrapped?

I can absolutely make it to New York! Just let me know when works for you and I'll get on the plane and head your way for a day or two. I'd love to meet Hazel if that's on the cards, and I'm completely humbled that it's my music she likes when there's so much for the kids of today out there. You make a good point, I was trying to be modest, I'm pretty sure Party of Blunt and Gaga will get us in with no problems at all. Let's do it.

#nothing safe is worth the drive ;; chats #ft. stef g.

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Then it's settled - it's been an eternity and we are both not okay with it. Any chance I can get you to New York for this? I know you've got a bustling life over there in Hollywood, but I also must confess that Hazel's started her rebellious era and you're one of her main musical inspirations. You might just have to see it to believe it. Begging seems nonoptimal when we are the two people that we are, Stef. I think the caller ID would just have to pop up and we'd be in in seconds. Humble bragging or begging need not apply.

It feels like an eternity on my end. I'm glad that my presence is one that you consider positive, darling. I know how hard you've been working so, yes, a spa day is long overdue – I'm in between cities, always, with my parents in New York and my home in LA, so I'm only ever a plane ride away if you want to do something on the East Coast. I'll start looking into the best spas in the city and maybe they'll be able to fit us in if we beg hard enough.

#nothing safe is worth the drive ;; chats #ft. stef g.

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Have you seen me on a pitch, period? You're gonna have to walk me through step by step, I haven't been sporty since secondary school. I do, my main hub is New York but I have a home in London as well. Used to have a home or two in LA, but I go there less frequently and it didn't make as much sense.

I mean not a proper game but practice some stuff one on one. Have you seen me in a goal? Haha. I can do it so you don't have to though. We are. And I am guessing like me, you have a place in more than one country.

#nothing safe is worth the drive ;; chats #ft. harry k.

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em: If you can manage that, John, you'd be a miracle worker. em: Maybe it's endeared me to you just a little bit. You're playing a losing game when you play against me, on all fronts. Talk is cheap when I can just take care of myself reading all of this. Unless I'm compelled to invite you upstairs..

John: I will shoot my shot. I bet I can do something better and get backstage passes and everything. John: Please, we both know that you love the beard burns. When have you seen me deny it? You riled up is an instant turn-on. I'm getting hard just by thinking about it. What's it going to take for you to break, love? My hands, lips and mouth worshipping every inch of your body? Pining you against the wall like the last time? While I whisper in your ear all the things I want to do to you?

#i lived like an island ;; phone #ft. john k. #tw spicy #krunt being horny on main is the friday mood

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em: Here's to hoping. And are you kidding? They'd absolutely lose their minds. I'm trying to find a way to surprise Violet with tickets to another showing this summer for her birthday. Tell him I'd be indebted tenfold if he could make that happen (For them and also for me) em: Oh, yeah? I dunno, I think I've dealt with enough beard burn to hold me over for a while. You think that's enough to get me to break easily, Krasinski? When all it takes for you is a glare for you to get hard? Please.

John: It worked for you, love. It will definitely work for them. Speaking of TSwift. Did I tell you that I'm friendly with Travis? He's going to hook us up with some things for the girls. John: Is that a challenge? I'll take you up on it. Might require more? okay. How about we start with my head between your legs and go from there?

#i lived like an island ;; phone #ft. john k. #tw spicy

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I know, love. It's a crime. I'm hoping that unless I have to get whisked off to LA for another premiere next week, I should be here at least until Mid-May. Hazel's used to being a sort of mother duck, I think she enjoys having more followers. It's rough when the younger one is that young, your older one doesn't always have a clue what to do with them. Hazel used to constantly drag Violet around, I think she thought she was playing with a real-life baby doll. I'm glad we've ended up where we did, you're a fantastic mum. Always in it together, it's how we have to get through these things. Once they're off to high school, we can be sobbing messes together.

[PRIVATE] Always here to give you a chuckle and a punch of brutal honesty. Weird like...not living together at the moment weird. We've been arguing a lot over dumb things since the top of the year, which isn't like us, and I thought it would be a magical remedy so the girls wouldn't have to live around that energy. Turns out it's even worse. I don't know what the fuck I'm doing anymore, Jess.

Oh same here. I know we have been crazy busy lately, but we live in the same city, and we need to make time to see each other more often. Listen, Hazel is such a leader by nature. I love to see how the other girls just follow her around. Same with Gi! She still has a love-hate relationship with Dani and isn't always thrilled to be around a 1 year old. Hanging out with Vi was so good for her. Honestly? No, I didn't imagine that at all. A part of me thought I wouldn't have kids. I was so focused on my career given that I came into this industry in my late 20s and early 30s and I didn't have time to think about kids and a white fence. I love that we're in it together. I wish there was a magic potion to stop our kids from growing, at least for a couple of years.

[PRIVATE] That really made me laugh. I needed it, so thank you. I had forgotten how brutally honest you can be sometimes, which is something I need. I will definitely keep you in the loop. Thank you, darling. Weird, how? Is everything okay? Do you want to talk about it?

#nothing safe is worth the drive ;; chats #ft. jessica c.

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em: Stubborn and headstrong, two traits I'm hoping will get them far in life. At least now they know the only sports stadiums they want to go to are for Taylor Swift. em: I don't hate it, you're going to have a hell of a time getting me to admit it. Might require more to get me to change my mind.

John: In our defense, they were the ones who insisted on going. We warned them it would be boring for them, but you know that we will always lose a battle against those two. They're too much like you 😂 making it a regular thing sounds perfect. John: What I gathered from that text is that you also enjoyed the PDA. I'm taking that as a win 😉

#i lived like an island ;; phone #ft. john k.