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My name is Ned. I live a simple life. I wake pies and make the dead.

                That was creepy. I make pies and wake the dead.

✿ ; indie roleplay blog for ned, of pushing daisies.

✿ ; multifandom / multiverse.

✿ ; shipping is unlikely, but if there’s chemistry, there may be a chance.

✿ ; one liners / para / multi para. pretty much everything, ngl.

✿ ; no smut; but there may be talk of death and gore.

✿ ; oc friendly.

✿ ; 3+ years of roleplay experience under the belt, though ned is a relatively new muse.

✿ ; hecka cute pie maker. eat his pies and tell him he’s pretty.

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#self promo for ts #whispers love my ned blog

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          Wings would be so easily connected with the scent of something not entirely human, links made to determine that this girl isn't human, if his brain worked properly. But he is currently in his most primitive mode: the Hunger is controlling him, and the only world running through his mind -- through his very being -- is Eat. And that is what he'd been planning to do, if the aforementioned scent hadn't just now struck him as completely unappetizing, and put him off his dinner (for the time being). He crouches down to her, takes a huge sniff, and pulls a disgusted face.

                                     "Gnnnnnhhhhh."

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      | ☄ |—; She’s out of energy to be used, her wings are now exposed and aching just like the rest of her body. The little traveler is exhausted and collapses, dizzied from the fighting and the running as well as the flying. Amber eyes glisten the color of a flame as the girl raises her head and focuses on the figure closing in on her. She’s almost certain it’s all over with now.

          ❝ Oh god… ❞

#precious bby zombie #feliciterinsani #rp; #v; undetermined

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Okay but; what if after the rising one of the side effects rising from the dead had on R is that he can't remember anything from his previous life, so he has no way to reach out to family or friends so he's just ---- he has absolutely nowhere to go and he doesn't know what to do because everyone else is going home, and he's fully aware of the politics surrounding PDS sufferer's and he's just so lost and lonely and omg my baby someone comfort him please

#wishlist; #in the flesh ruined my life. #I MADE MYSELF SAD.

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Why wouldn’t they?

Because I’m a zombie…and I killed people

#LISTEN #THIS IS SUCH AN IMPORTANT SHOW IDC #in the flesh;

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I NEED AN IN THE FLESH AU RIGHT NOW PLEASE GIVE IT TO ME

#wishlist;

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R

#the queue's the best part. #getting warmer.

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Red Teeth by Perry Kelvin

For Julie Cabernet, the only light left.

"Outmanned and outgunned, certain of death, he kept fighting, because-"

#sorry i ate your brain. #cured him. #the queue's the best part.

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#the queue's the best part. #getting warmer. #cured him.

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✍ uvu

outofammo; ohmigosh I tried to make this cute but I ended up just making everything horrible I am so sorry please still love me ;A;

#save tag; #omg it's adorable shush your face #nice things;

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          Points to the side of his face to indicate that she's got something on her own face. "You've got...----"

#firebxrd #rp; #v; undetermined #hello!!! sorry that i suck at starters omg;;

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          "You...smell ---- nice."

#v; undetermined #rp; #R no that's creepy #decorvs

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          And the zombie follows like a puppy, a lot more clumsily than the twins, but quietly nonetheless. Constant shuffling causes him to almost trip a few times, but he at least manages to stay upright until they're safe from Creepy Caretakers and Creepy Caretaker's cat.

     “Right then. Best not stick around longer than we have to,” he said quietly. “The last thing we need is Filch on our trail right about now. Ready, Fred?” he asked cordially, a slight grin on his features.      “After you, George,” said the other twin, gesturing chivalrously.

     He double checked that the coast was indeed clear before trekking off into the dark corridor, Fred following suit with equally cautious steps.

#weaslae #rp; #v; mischief managed #tumblr why are you so bad at updating me on threads. wh y

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like for a small starter *v*

#outofbrains;

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Send me a faceclaim and I'll give you the first ideas for an OC that comes to mind.

#meme. #yeeeeeeeeee.

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         Independent Roleplay Blog for ZIM from    Invader Zim.          Very much sticks to the canon character, very IC indeed.                [ H O M E ]          Mun has like 8 years experience with the character and          +5 years of roleplay experience. A few months Tumblr                    [  A S K ]          RP experience and writes from simple one-liners to actual          paragraphs. Very welcoming to cross-overs and OC and        [ G U I D E L I N E S ]          there might be some cracks on this blog but mostly it is just          the mun making shitty jokes.        Ah yes, such interesting          facts go follow me!!!              I’ll be nice I promise!!!

#promo;

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Isaac Marion, Warm Bodies

#otp: we are the cure

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Keep you safe

#otp: we are the cure #getting warmer. #cured him.