“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted
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ok but we're all missing the important question here... WHO in the vatican has taught the spanish-speaking pope how to say faggotry in italian. how on earth did it come up. was it a prank. was it political sabotage. is there homosexual tomfoolery afoot in santa marta. I need to know more
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people who don't wear glasses are so weird like you just wake up and your eyes are pussy fresh??
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April 8th 2024 best hockey tweet of the day
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not now sweetie, mommy is watching how the massive girlbossification of female characters has led to the belief that weak and vulnerable female characters are badly written characters because apparently every woman needs to be outspoken and witty and snarky and brave in order to be considered “complex” and have any value in a piece of media!!
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James Beaufort is the pining, pathetic mess of the year.
Ruby apologized once after dragging his ass multiple times and he completely folded. Like sir, where is your dignity. I love it.
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when i was really little and had just learned how to write my full name . i noticed my twin brother had really messy handwriting. while mine was like … as nice as it could be for a little kid. so i wrote my name in his handwriting on a wall and i waited to see who our parents would get mad at . and they blamed him. and that was when my life of crime began
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PRIDE AND PREJUDICE (2005) dir. Joe Wright
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I understand some of you are 19 but that is not an old man, he's 32.
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