dealing with the worst case scenario
your condom breaks
you feel a lump on your breast
your friends are ignoring you
you’re stranded on an island
you got rejected by a crush
you get into a car accident
you got stung by a bee/wasp
you got fired from your job
you’re in an earthquake
your tattoo gets infected
your house is on fire
you’re lost in the woods
you get arrested abroad
you get robbed
your partner cheated on you
you’re on a ship that’s sinking
you fall into ice
you’re stuck in an elevator
you hit a deer with your car
you have food poisoning
your pet passed away
you fall off of a horse
you or your friend has alcohol poisoning
you have toxic shock syndrome
your house has a gas leak
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I think next thursday is gonna be the best day of my entire life tbh
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Avengers: Infinity War (2018) dir. Anthony and Joe Russo
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How hard does Tumblr ERUPT when an Avengers trailer drops 😂
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Raise your hand if you feel personally victimized by the avengers endgame trailer
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“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”
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This is the money butt.
It only appears every 124078932423 posts. Reblog in 12 minutes, and money will make its way to you in the next 48 hours.
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“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”
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