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xellnikov · 14 hours
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If you live in the EU
This is your reminder to make sure you have everything ready to go vote on June 9!!! Eu Parliament elections influence the EU politics and alignments and future regulations on a large scale. Regulations that get passed in the EU Parliament influence your own individual Governments laws and law changes, since each country's law has to abide by the EU legislative!
Also - if you're busy on the date of elections, get your Vote by Mail documents NOW!!!!
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xellnikov · 14 hours
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First you procrastinate on the task because it is not a big enough deal to get done urgently. Then you procrastinate on the task because it has become such a big deal that doing it is overwhelming. You would think that this implies a middle point where it is just big enough of a deal to get done easily, however the inherent perversity of the universe's causal geometry prevents this
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xellnikov · 14 hours
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post-post clarity when you're looking at your post on the dash like who gives a fuck. delete
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xellnikov · 21 hours
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days keep happening to me. and nights also. no say in it whatsoever
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xellnikov · 21 hours
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you ever just sit and realise u can’t remember 80% of your childhood? like … what happened? who am i ..?
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xellnikov · 21 hours
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xellnikov · 2 days
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people born in 24 Are 2000 now
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xellnikov · 2 days
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doctor said i need to be kissed hard. for an hour
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xellnikov · 2 days
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Do students in the US actually use pencils on exams? What about a dokumentenechter Stift? Pencils are not dokumentenecht? The entire Bundesrepublik Deutschland would explode if you used a non dokumentenechten Stift in an exam.
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xellnikov · 3 days
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i rlly hope it gets easier soon bc i am fucking losing my mind
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xellnikov · 3 days
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me as fuck
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xellnikov · 3 days
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i may not be gods strongest warrior but there is all sorts of bullshit that he makes me deal with and i hndle it not very well usually
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xellnikov · 3 days
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we're all at our limit right? can i assume that or
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xellnikov · 3 days
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Pros of hyperfixiation:
Happy!
Art ideas
Life is good
Cons of hyperfixiation:
I am going to blow up
All my art is of the same guy
If I don't think about this 24/7 I get violent
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Monty Python’s Life of Brian (1979).
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xellnikov · 3 days
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i hate when i send someone a meme in another language and they're like "uhm... translate? 😒" fucker i sent you a meme where 90% of the words have an english cognate and/or you don't need to know what they're saying to find it funny. can you at least TRY
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