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Top 10 games where you can be called a homophobic slur by a child :

1. Disco Elysium

2 to 10. A bunch of Multiplayer games with voice or text chat

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everybody give it up for this brand of green. round of applause for most under appreciated green

#literally my shirt right now #these greens are having a moment in fashion!

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best friends: YOU get a minute thirty

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Loving the new counterpoint that not only is posting activism, not posting is complicity. Why doesn't everyone with any fame or internet presence immediately release a lengthy but perfectly-worded statement telling us where they stand on every issue? Is it because they're evil??? It must be because they're evil

And then the usual answer is "they don't post online very much". Which is all very suspicious, don't they know everything of importance is done by posts on social media now

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I disagree with many popular John Gaius theories simply because they all give him much more mastermind credit than he actually deserves. You think this man knows every secret in the universe and he's evilly keeping it to himself? Please. He actually has no fucking idea and just acts mysterious about it.

#the locked tomb

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Going for a run is like this is the worst thing that’s ever happened to anyone ever I feel so much better

#oooooh this clarified something i didn't know how to articulate

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They really went there huh.

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Is Tumblr yassifying our Russian-Italian mob film into a romantic comedy now??

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Everyone says that the eagles should have just carried the ring to Mordor but people who really know their lore know that they were actually stuck in some sort of hotel

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no one will ever do it like supernatural because supernatural doesn't know how they did it

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reminder to worldbuilders: don't get caught up in things that aren't important to the story you're writing, like plot and characters! instead, try to focus on what readers actually care about: detailed plate tectonics

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Cocaine was a stimulant used by a priestly caste of the middle period United States called businessmen in order to commune with The Market. [1]

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#definitely once when i went to the US in 2022 #probably a couple other times where it was a scratchy throat for me but then my partner got very ill for >1 week at a time

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As you know, you can make writers lives easier by doing unnecessary exposition scenes in real life, thereby making them realistic.

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#genuinely difficult question (i like or at least tolerate all of these)