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wait babe before we move on i need to break every barrel in this room to check for hidden items

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Reblog if you didn’t write My Immortal

We’re going to find the author by process of elimination.

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they used to make smackable technology. you used to be able to hit your tv when it didn't work good.

#kakashi

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i bring a real dark energy blast that intrepid adventurers don't really like

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Oh man I'm about to be tortured by a crazy serial killer, I think I should try homoerotically degrading him like a dog. It won't make it better, in fact, it'll probably make it worse. But I think we should give it a try anyways

#malevolent #what was the plan here

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Let the eldritch abomination have a minute to determine left from right so he can guide his blind angry British P.I. landlord around (they run into a pole five seconds later)

#john doe #malevolent

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pronoun set: he/him rarity: common fun fact: this one is used by ‘boys’ and ‘guys’ from all around!

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it's like they say in dune: "i must not jeff. jeff is the killer"

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Timothy Chalamet passed away last night after choking on a single frozen unchewed green pea. Family members confirmed his passing in a statement to the media "it's how he liked to eat them"

#shouldnt have named him timothy if they didnt want tragic ass orphan shit to happen to him smh

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Me, in the midst of deep and almost unbearable suffering: ok how can i make this funny

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#yugioh

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If sukuna slaps you does he slap you with one hand or 2 from the same side and therefore making a slightly more comical double slapping sound

#sukuna #jjk

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TMA AU in which Jonathan Sims got himself a car after the promotion. He's not exactly a car person, but that's what people do, he's pretty sure of it. And he can do so much with that car. He can bitch about the parking in central London, he can use it to spy on his assistants, he can name the car, live in it for a while, have it stolen, have it confiscated, have it vandalized by every avatar in Britain. When Jon is on a run, he throws away his license plates and can't find them after his charges are cleared. He loses his driving license too, but that's alright, he can just consult with the Beholding to avoid police. At this point everyone tells Jon to leave the cursed pile of metal somewhere in the woods already, but he can't just abandon his beloved automobile! What do you think he named it? I think Barnabas. I also think the car became sentient and drove away after the apocalypse, as per the laws of the genre. Jon met Basira in one of the domains, asked if she's seen his car and got smacked immediately.

#tma #jon car au #honestly love this

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This has been the inside of my brain recently.

#malevolent #john doe

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THE VOICES!!!

#omg #outlast #? #on my dash? #very good very spooky

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this stinker, Tma character sheet #6!

#elias bouchard #tma

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