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this morning
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Controversial ways i'm raising my children
• I will parent them in uniquely toxic ways so they each develop a different personality disorder as adults
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my girlfriend was watching me sleep once and she told me that, between snores, i mumbled "that's good game design". i will never live it down
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This weird feeling comes around again. The guilt and shame of being alive. The discomfort of living.
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Am I gonna post porn? Or trees? Maybe a little bit of my ass? Stay tuned to find out
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keep sending me death threats i’m so close
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i apologize for the blogger i turn into when i'm horny
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physical affection includes beating the shit out of you
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i’m a dog salivating over the scraps of attention you feed me
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occasional posts from users
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