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happy glorious 25th of may
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shoutout to the "foolproof" bread recipe I fucked up entirely for inspiring this
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Me, on the welcome desk in the library: Good morning, how are you today?
Customer: I have welcomed Jesus into my heart and so I am well today and every day.
Me, a little unnerved: Okay then! Is there something I can help you with?
Customer, digging around in his bag and pulling out an iPhone in a box: Unfortunately, Jesus can't help me with this fucking phone, so I came to the library.
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I feel like the psyops are back…
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Rex could see it was a classic fracturing of the space time continuum, but he'd probably still get the blame.
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Rhianna Pratchett confirming her father wouldn't be a """gender critical""" activist (whatever the hell those GCs stand for) if he were still alive
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Meeting The Man: James Baldwin in Paris
(via Mubi)
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ultimately i think the reason i don't take a deeper dive into scp stuff is because nothing will ever live up to scp 5031
it starts with Edgy Murder Monster (Who Is Weird) standard fare and then ten or so diagrams later you are like. profoundly emotionally invested. and then you get to the last sentence which makes you cry irl
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The majority of people are horny. People are always going to be horny. You cannot stop people from being horny. Throughout history there have been extensive attempts to suppress horniness and they haven’t worked. You can be mad about it all you want but horniness will prevail against any adversity. There will always be an aspect of horniness within society. Sexuality cannot be contained by having missionary sex with your spouse alone in the privacy of a dark bedroom.
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please be patient with me im from the 1900s
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