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You can only reblog this today or until the next Monday, June 19th, 2034.

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I'm between cold as fuck and this is some fucked up shit....it was -5 with a windchill of -30 last night and we freezing 🤣

Thinking of those you in the U.S. not lucky enough to be in California…LOL!! 😂🤣

(it’s a joke, ok, Ha! Ha!)

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better not be on the naughty list 🎄

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Santa is on strike due to global warming.  All presents this year will be delivered by Sasha the Christmas Tiger.  Milk and cookies may not be sufficient.

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Words to replace said, except this actually helps

I got pretty fed up with looking for words to replace said because they weren’t sorted in a way I could easily use/find them for the right time. So I did some myself.

IN RESPONSE TO Acknowledged Answered Protested

INPUT/JOIN CONVERSATION/ASK Added Implored Inquired Insisted Proposed Queried Questioned Recommended Testified

GUILTY/RELUCTANCE/SORRY Admitted Apologized Conceded Confessed Professed

FOR SOMEONE ELSE Advised Criticized Suggested

JUST CHECKING Affirmed Agreed Alleged Confirmed

LOUD Announced Chanted Crowed

LEWD/CUTE/SECRET SPY FEEL Appealed Disclosed Moaned

ANGRY FUCK OFF MATE WANNA FIGHT Argued Barked Challenged Cursed Fumed Growled Hissed Roared Swore

SMARTASS Articulated Asserted Assured Avowed Claimed Commanded Cross-examined Demanded Digressed Directed Foretold Instructed Interrupted Predicted Proclaimed Quoted Theorized

ASSHOLE Bellowed Boasted Bragged

NERVOUS TRAINWRECK Babbled Bawled Mumbled Sputtered Stammered Stuttered

SUAVE MOTHERFUCKER Bargained Divulged Disclosed Exhorted

FIRST OFF Began

LASTLY Concluded Concurred

WEAK PUSY Begged Blurted Complained Cried Faltered Fretted

HAPPY/LOL Cajoled Exclaimed Gushed Jested Joked Laughed

WEIRDLY HAPPY/EXCITED Extolled Jabbered Raved

BRUH, CHILL Cautioned Warned

ACTUALLY, YOU’RE WRONG Chided Contended Corrected Countered Debated Elaborated Objected Ranted Retorted

CHILL SAVAGE Commented Continued Observed Surmised

LISTEN BUDDY Enunciated Explained Elaborated Hinted Implied Lectured Reiterated Recited Reminded Stressed

BRUH I NEED U AND U NEED ME Confided Offered Urged

FINE Consented Decided

TOO EMO FULL OF EMOTIONS Croaked Lamented Pledged Sobbed Sympathized Wailed Whimpered

JUST SAYING Declared Decreed Mentioned Noted Pointed out Postulated Speculated Stated Told Vouched

WASN’T ME Denied Lied

EVIL SMARTASS Dictated Equivocated Ordered Reprimanded Threatened

BORED Droned Sighed

SHHHH IT’S QUIET TIME Echoed Mumbled Murmured Muttered Uttered Whispered

DRAMA QUEEN Exaggerated Panted Pleaded Prayed Preached

OH SHIT Gasped Marveled Screamed Screeched Shouted Shrieked Yelped Yelled

ANNOYED Grumbled Grunted Jeered Quipped Scolded Snapped Snarled Sneered

ANNOYING Nagged

I DON’T REALLY CARE BUT WHATEVER Guessed Ventured

I’M DRUNK OR JUST BEING WEIRDLY EXPRESSIVE FOR A POINT/SARCASM Hooted Howled Yowled

I WONDER Pondered Voiced Wondered

OH, YEAH, WHOOPS Recalled Recited Remembered

SURPRISE BITCH Revealed

IT SEEMS FAKE BUT OKAY/HA ACTUALLY FUNNY BUT I DON’T WANT TO LAUGH OUT LOUD Scoffed Snickered Snorted

BITCHY Tattled Taunted Teased

Edit: People, I’m an English and creative writing double major in college; I understand that there’s nothing wrong with simply using “said.” This was just for fun, and it comes in handy when I need to add pizzazz. 

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How would Dark!Bucky go about "wooing" single mother reader?

This is a great question! Here's how I think this would go with Bucky who isn't in the High Value Hero universe.

He'd meet you during a visit to your kid's school with Steve and that's when you'd catch his eye.

Bucky would volunteer to chaperone a field trip knowing you'd be doing the same just so that he could get to know a bit better. He'd ask for your number after flirting with you the entire time.

He'd invite your kid to SHIELD headquarters to meet Steve and the other Avengers just to impress them. Your kid would be obsessed with Bucky.

He'd ask you out to dinner and you'd oblige. Why not? He seems like a nice guy and your kid loves him!

Your ex gets upset when he finds out Bucky has been spending time with your kid. They won't stop talking about Bucky. But don't worry, your ex dies in a horrific car accident with uncanny timing.

You're heartbroken even though you hated your ex, but Bucky is there to help soothe you and be there for your kid.

Your first time with him is during your grief after the funeral. At first you're a little embarrassed about it, but Bucky convinces you that everything is okay.

He continues hanging around so much that your kid is now hoping that Bucky becomes his new dad. It makes you uncomfortable and it puts a lot of pressure on you.

What you don't realize is that Bucky has been tampering with your birth control and you suddenly find yourself pregnant.

Even though you are shocked and aren't ready to take the next step with Bucky, your kid loves him so much and you know Bucky would be a good dad that you go ahead with getting married to him.

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Rest in power to Jason David Frank (1973- 2022) What I admired about him was that he embraced the Tommy Oliver character, the Power Rangers legacy and he didn’t take the fans for granted. Thank you for being a part of my childhood.

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My speech is about 90% sarcasm, movie quotes and curse words.

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🖤🙄🤐🤣😜😘

your first column of emojis describes your personality! what’s yours?

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Sometimes you gotta sit and admire yourself because the world will really having you thinking that your not good enough.

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Thank you 🖤❤️🖤

Master List

The Captain's Assistant:

Steve Rogers x dark reader

Chapter 1.

Chapter 2

Chapter 3

Chapter 4

Chapter 5

Chapter 6

Chapter 7

Chapter 8

Chapter 9

Chapter 10

Chapter 11. Smut

Chapter 12

Chapter 13

Chapter 14

Chapter 15 - the end, for now

Bad Bad Girlfriend

Bucky Barnes x dark reader

Prologue 1

Chapter 1

Chapter 2

#madeonmyphone

18+ only

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Thank you so much 💓 I had a great time with it.

The Captain’s Assistant

Chapter 1

Steve Rogers x dark! reader, Avengers x dark! Reader

Summary: After 3 years as Cap’s assistant and being treated like nothing, you are captured by Hydra and everything changes.

Warnings: swearing, dark themes, abduction, torture, cannon level violence. 18+. If you are not comfortable with these themes don’t read.

Will update warnings on each chapter.

Slight AU

You hated your job.

Taking the job of being Captain America’s assistant had been a favor from your father’s friend, Nick Fury. You had been downsized and couldn’t find a job no matter how many resumes you sent. However, you didn’t know at the time it would turn into being assistant to everyone but Tony Stark. Too bad, considering you actually liked him.

Keep reading

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It's me .. I'm bitches

Bitches be like ‘I’m so tired and sleepy’ and then stay up doing hyperfixtation shit for the next 5 hours

#i am hyperfixating #i feel called out #dammit

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