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happy sunday! it's time for Jules's favorite joke:
“What do you call a lesbian with fat fingers?” She pauses for comedic effect, then holds up her own hands with a grin. “Well-hung.”
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Hi! I know I haven't been super active here, but new goal for the time being: make a “secret menu” with bare-bones descriptions of muses that are available but don't have full write-ups yet (so, at this point: Bête, Bitsy, and Kizzie) and get it linked in my doc.
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@genrcsavvy gets a silly little Lip for Shaz
“As a vegetarian, people ask me about lab-grown meat sometimes. And I'm like, I'm not interested. Unless it's... No, hang on, let me try that again.” Lip passes the joint back to Shaz while they work on formulating the punch line. “Um. The only lab-grown meat I would... eat?”
They cough and clear their throat. “The only lab-grown meat I'm going for is Frankenstein's DICK.”
#drugs ///#smoking ///#do every stupid thing to try to drive the dark away | ic: lip#genrcsavvy#genrcsavvy ; shaz#n.s.f.w. text ///
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“promise me you won’t go looking for work in unsavory places.” / jim!
“Oh, uh. Well, I mean, it's not... I wouldn't call Gary unsavory, really? I know you see all that stuff on the news, but, well, lots of places have fallen on hard times lately, and that doesn't mean they need a bookmobile any less, right? If anything, I think it's maybe more important.” She twists the ring around her thumb. “But, uh, if it would make you feel better, I can promise not to walk anywhere alone at night while I'm in the city?”
[ @allevils | addressing the elephant starters | accepting! ]
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been thinking of adding a new OC. probably a very normal woman who doesn't have things wrong with her. JOKES! I WILL DO NO SUCH THING
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things that trying to write has felt like lately:
when you're about to sneeze but you don't sneeze but then the entire front of your head is still full of the ghost of the sneeze you could have sneezed
when you're hungry but nothing seems appetizing so you just keep opening and shutting the fridge every 15-20 minutes
look i want this to be a three-thing list so bad but it's just not happening
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i think Jules should have... one gold tooth
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Stop the Eviction!
As most of my followers know, my spouse and I (both disabled and living on a single income) have been fighting to stay in our rental home for months now. This started when our landlord decided to start using a local property management company who decided all back rent needed to be paid or we needed to leave. (Honestly, that part is fair as we owed quite a bit.)
This was, quite unfortunately, a few days after I had had a harrowing accident where I fell very hard and received a concussion, which has only added to our stress as it affected both my health physically and mentally as well as costing my short term memory. (I still cannot remember that night or the next week clearly) I have been struggling with managing my symptoms since.
We have striven to get the company their money at a detriment to our utilities and food bills, but we have been fortunate to receive so much help and support.
For the past several months, it's only gotten worse. The company had a court date we were never notified of (which had us judged as no shows so the company was free to break any repayment contract we had signed), added fees such as a pet deposit we paid when we moved into this house almost six years ago, legal fees for said court date, late fees that were never discussed before, extra fees from who knows where and basically have just been monthly harassing us with ten day eviction notices and even threatened us with the sheriff. Also they're claiming we didn't pay them on a certain month. Every time we thought we were on track, they'd pull something else. They've been rude and quite frankly, I would love to move to a different house if that was at all an option, but it's honestly not.
I had set up a gofundme, but since we've been paying everything we've got to back rent, our phones have been shut off for the time being and I am completely unable to log in to update or anything.
The management's company's ledger for us currently sits at $2,275.00. They are asking for at least $1000 before the end of the month, after we've already paid our monthly rent plus some. We have people that we can talk to on Monday, but unfortunately, nothing else until then.
I am also very, very behind on commissions. There are several that are almost finished, but my fibromyalgia has been badly flaring, making it extremely difficult to put out the results I want. That being said, if you do not mind waiting a few months, I will happily add you to my art commission list for whatever you'd like to donate to help us.
Tl;dR: Two disabled people with pets are trying not to be evicted. Will draw for donations.
Thank you so much for current and past support. I promise I am trying to get back to everyone who has helped, it is just taking time, more time than I expected. I am sorry and again, thank you.
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C*shapp, P*ypal, V*nmo: duessa
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i forgor today's date. The day after tomorrow is Pliers' birthday!
Tomorrow is Pliers' birthday!
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Tomorrow is Pliers' birthday!
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inviting Jules to your cookout is a great idea but there is a non-zero chance that she will just assume control of the grill
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foolish and cruel of my past self to have made plans for today
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Big fan of Good and Cheap!
While we're at it, lemme also plug the Cooking on a Bootstrap recipe blog. It's... a bit painful looking at the price estimates for old recipes vs what those same recipes would cost today (I, too, am angry at capitalism) but it's still a good resource for affordable cooking.
[I'm extremely angry at capitalism today, so here's Leanne Brown's Good and Cheap cookbook. The author has provided a free .pdf.
The Spanish version of the .pdf is available here.
Obviously, groceries are more expensive now, but I can confirm some of these options are really tasty, and they're aimed at people just getting by. I know your mileage will vary based on your area/what's available, but hopefully, it's useful to you.
ROLEPLAY BLOGS MAY REBLOG. If you aren't a roleplay blog, I encourage you to make your own post!]
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Jules actually enjoys the paperwork side of her job. It's not as exciting as presenting verbal arguments, no, but she finds it satisfying - kind of the same way some people feel about repetitive handcrafts like knitting.
#//and she's like. weirdly smug about being a paperwork enjoyer#//oh you're vexed by the drudgeries? skill issue perhaps#abt.jules.tbt
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hello everyone! i have officially dropped my phone in a toilet. the impact on my activity levels here probably won't be noticeable, lol, but if i'm taking longer than usual to answer discord messages and such, it is not on purpose.
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hello everyone! i have officially dropped my phone in a toilet. the impact on my activity levels here probably won't be noticeable, lol, but if i'm taking longer than usual to answer discord messages and such, it is not on purpose.
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