wreckedhoney

[wreckedhoney]

#cats

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ちっっっっっっさ

@新江ノ島水族館

#fish

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who do you talk to on here?

Myself mostly

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now that ghostface is on my phonecase and i can prop it up with a phone stand, it feels like i just have a photo of some loved one sitting at my desk, like what you think people keep in an office

#ah yes i keep a photo of my lovely wife ghostface while i work on documents #reminds me who i'm coming home to and what all this is for my belovathed #you could say it's..a ghostcase

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I went to the library to borrow some DVDs we're planning to watch, but when I handed the librarian my card, it took me a solid 15 seconds to register that I handed her my fucking weed card.

Me, fumbling to swap it out: "OH MY GOD, I AM SO SORRY, I was on total autopilot!!"

The librarian: "It's all good, I just assumed it was a flex."

#misc txt

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im gonna get my boobs peer reviewed

#oooch. cold hands

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those who get flustered from being called good boy go to heaven

#romos

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#pkmn

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birds trying to get laid in your area

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movie screenie redraws

#slashers

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you will ALWAYS catch me being pathetic on tumblr.com

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We do not jack off into your gas tanks. We do not have a reputation for tank cranking. Not two months ago we fired a mechanic who was charging dudes 20$ a load to cum in the cars at night.

#superhuman

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hey bud, would you mind pinning me to something and letting me struggle against your weight for a while? it’s good for my mental health

#romos

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Pegasus dies in the manga but I don't want to accept it. Actually, after duelist kingdom, he goes on a three-week healing spiritual wellness and yoga retreat in Costa Rica, drinks charcoal and vegetable smoothies to cleanse himself and go sober, gets in touch with the natural vibrations of his soul, screams into volcanoes to release his deep soul traumas with a beach-blonde woman named Tessa from Santa Barbara, learns light language, discovers his true spiritual name, and comes back even more toxic than before

#pegasus didn't die and his roasts came back sicker #ygo dm

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"ummm you know the writer only included that because they have a FETISH right?" is always so funny to me as a disparaging comment, because imagine if people spoke that way about nonsexual interests. "the lord of the rings? didnt the author only write that because he was interested in linguistics? thanks, i'll pass" "yeah, i used to love spongebob as a kid, but i can never see it the same after finding out stephen hillenburg is a marine biologist :/"

#so on so forth folks getting super reactionary over The Sex. sex and horniness and all the like are so so so so bad fellas innit. by golly #helping unpack it tho. taking out the mythology from sex. a thing people do & as natural to many as other likes and hobbies a la orig post #anti kinkshaming

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#kermit: taxi? taxi!!! i dunno why the cabs won't stop #gonzo: just leave it to me! (yeets) TAXI!!!!!!!!!!!! #muppets