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he's fiiiiine

#my art #zack lives au #ffvii #ff7 #zack fair ffvii #zack fair #blood cw #blood content warning #i wanted 2 paint this but i got lazy... it could still happen tho #theres no story for this so use ur imagination ehehe he's like a magnet for getting pummeled

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Sephiroth is given regressive hypnotherapy to help get over his issues

It actually makes things way worse. Because now Sephiroth is having violent flashbacks, confused and disoriented, asking over and over if he can please be put back into his cell. He doesn't want to engage, terrified of being touched or ordered to do something that provokes pain. No matter how many times he's assured this is a safe place, he's completely terrified out of his wits, all his calm composure suddenly melting away. He asks where Gast is. When can this stop? Can it stop if he's good? Where's his cell?

where's his mommy

Genesis and Angeal (who were admittedly listening outside regardless of doctor-patient confidentiality) barge in and immediately snap him out of it. Sephiroth doesn't seem terribly fazed afterwards, back to being cool-headed and stoic again, seemingly unaffected. But Angeal and Genesis make sure to escort him out of there themselves, blaming lackluster Shinra care for doing something so risky without taking the necessary baby steps. They don't completely understand the distressing things Sephiroth was referring to. But they know it's not good and it only reopened some old wounds.

#YEEEEOWCH #fave #oughhh this ones got a littlekick

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reblog for sample size !!

#ur a cream cat 2 me

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I can’t believe (sane) Sephiroth, the future stabby mass murderer is a genuine comfort character for me but it’s Crisis Core’s fault, I guess.

#his eyelash extensions in that gif tho omg #giraffe coded?

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You wouldn't last an hour in the asylum where they raised me

#bubby talks #framecast #DOES ANYONE REMEMBER. WAS ANYONE THERE

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AGSZC Deep Cleaning the Biohazard that is Zack’s Apartment

From the @strayheartless vault <3

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Zack: It’s not a biohazard, that would mean nothing’s living there, and look, my pets are fine! *opens a drawer with a new litter of mice in it*

Genesis: AAAAAAA! Ahem. I mean to say: Zachariah McKinley Fair, a biohazard means it is unsafe for humans, and often involves dangerous non-human organisms. SUCH AS WILD MICE.

Zack: They’re not wild, they’re my fri-

Genesis: Zachariah. If you finish that word, I will firaga them immediately.

Zack: NO! *Hides the mice with his body*

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After Genesis’ 5th childish scream, Angeal’s 3rd round of dry-heaving, and Sephiroth and Cloud being found twitching near the entrance, Zack concedes that maybe he has some work to do.

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Cloud decides to body-double for Zack by riding him like a backpack.

Zack: Maybe this sock is salvageable!

Koala Cloud: Nope, put it in the bag.

Zack: But I wanna- 

Cloud: IN THE BAG, FAIR.

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Sephiroth is in full-coverage PPE to protect his hair and senses, and is excavating the fridge with gloves. 

Zack: But my pasta is in that tub of whipped cream! 

Angeal, working at the sink and dry-heaving: I MADE THAT FOR YOU LAST MONTH.

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They have to set up a rotating schedule of visiting Zack's apartment so he's motivated to clean everything at least weekly, but Zack is really grateful.

He never means for it to get this bad, it’s just…he makes friends with the critters! And, well, sometimes he forgets things. And…and sometimes he just gets overwhelmed. He looks at the pile of dishes and knows he can’t do them all today, so he doesn’t do any.

Or he tries. He starts by picking up the dishes in his bedroom, but trips over a shirt along the way. He sets the dishes down to take the shirt to the laundry, but his eyes catch on the dusty blinds, so obviously he has to clean them, but then he looks up and it’s 3 hours later and he’s dismantled the whole window dressing and is cleaning the grooves with a q-tip and everything is worse than when he started.

Zack breaks down trying to explain it, and Genesis is the first to tell him he understands. Genesis and Angeal sandwich him between themselves while Sephiroth puts a hand on Zack’s shoulder and Cloud starts worming his way into Zack’s arms.

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Zack cleans for each of them all the time, but for some reason, he can’t understand why they’d help him too.

It surprises him when Angeal comes over and just. Does all his dishes. Or when Genesis comes over and "purifies this hellhole of a bathroom" (gives it a decent clean and fills it with good soaps/battery operated candles/fresh towels). Or when Cloud obsessively sorts and folds his laundry, or when Sephiroth puts everything through the wash when he's working from home one day.

Zack doesn't GET that he's done the exact same things for them, like the time he scoured Angeal's pots for half a day, or polished every metallic surface in Sephiroth's apartment, or dusted Genesis' place so thoroughly it gleamed, or put fresh sheets on Cloud's bed, bundled him up, and did all his laundry while he was dissociating.

He doesn't realize the insurmountable task of addressing The Chair is easy for Angeal (it all goes in the wash. It's all dirty enough.), but the same man finds throwing out socks with holes hard (but acceptable when Zack does it for him).

Zack forgets that he folded all of Gen's towels into swans when Gen’s parents were coming into town and is blown away when Gen leaves a simply folded towel on the rack.

He thinks the work he puts into adding color to Sephiroth’s spartan apartment is nothing, not realizing Sephiroth’s heart is warmed by each and every little splash Zack sneaks in.

Zack doesn’t realize that Cloud would rather do all of Zack’s mopping than address the sensory hell that is washing monster gunk off his own boots, which Zack does for him often.

#OMG WAIT THIS IS REALLY SWEET #😭😭😭😭 #i get u zack fair..... HE ISRHRRBFJHGKGWEIRBGDJFJFJ #guys im actually so normal about him im actually so normal about him im #FAVE #FAVE FAVE FAVE #FAVE EVER

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Just wanted to get this out there, my commissions are open!

They are up on my Ko-fi page, I'm trying to save to cover upcoming moving expenses. Or if you just like what I do, maybe leave me a tip, anything helps.

Thank you for reading.

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Just wanted to get this out there, my commissions are open!

They are up on my Ko-fi page, I'm trying to save to cover upcoming moving expenses. Or if you just like what I do, maybe leave me a tip, anything helps.

Thank you for reading.

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Just wanted to get this out there, my commissions are open!

They are up on my Ko-fi page, I'm trying to save to cover upcoming moving expenses. Or if you just like what I do, maybe leave me a tip, anything helps.

Thank you for reading.

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assuming OOT (and some MM) since sheik was mentioned. sheik wasnt specified so hes fluid.

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one bed sephgen trope doesn't work 4 me because this is what would happen in my head

#my art #ffvii #ff7 #genesis rhapsodos #sephiroth #genseph #sephesis #crisis core ff7

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Out Of Context Things Director Lazard Has Seen On The SOLDIER Floor #2

• Genesis carrying around a mop, talking and laughing with it as if they're friends.

• Sephiroth doing a cartwheel mid-walk.

• Zack in the men's room, applying clown makeup while sobbing.

• Kunsel carrying a box of random items and yelling "STOLEN ITEMS FROM RUFUS SHINRA. GET YOUR STOLEN ITEMS FROM RUFUS SHINRA" and Sephiroth approaching him with a 20 gil.

• Sephiroth and Angeal fighting over a pineapple, trying to pull it from each other's hands.

• Angeal and Genesis crouched down behind the couch in the break room, eating a cheesecake away from Sephiroth.

• Zack playing chess with Dark Star, claiming "Damn it! How are you so good at this?" while actively losing.

• Sephiroth with half his hair stuck in the elevator, calmly sipping his coffee with a sign that says "this is my punishment" around his neck.

• Angeal and Sephiroth cooing over an exotic plant in a baby stroller.

• Angeal trying to coordinate a group photo of Sephiroth, Genesis, Zack and Cloud. There was a lot of screaming, arguing and "WHERE ARE WE FUCKING LOOKING?" from Genesis because Angeal had 4 different cameras set up.

• Genesis in a lab coat conducting a science experiment to see if Sephiroth feels threatened by said lab coat. Upon seeing Genesis, Sephiroth reflexively broke his knee.

• Sephiroth taking a nap in the middle of the hallway, complete with an eye mask, pillow and sound machine. People were stepping around him.

• Genesis and Angeal carrying a kayak towards the stairwell.

• Angeal carrying Genesis with a broken leg back from the stairwell 20 minutes later.

• Cloud narrating everything Sephiroth does. "Sephiroth is now opening the door to the training facility. Sephiroth has paused. Sephiroth is now looking at me confused, which could easily be confused for his thinking about lunch face."

• Zack, blowing on a whistle, instructing a squats class.

• Zack and Cloud, both blindfolded, walking with their arms linked. They ran into a revolving door. and caused a metaphorical traffic jam inside it that ended with claustrophobic Sephiroth breaking the glass to free himself.

• The following conversation that piqued Lazard's interested greatly:

Zack: Would you like a smoke?

Cloud: Of course.

*Zack pulls out a tin of smoked ham*

• Sephiroth, Genesis, Angeal and Zack holding a Séance in the middle of the day in the break room. They refused to say which entity they were communicating with.

• Sephiroth, Genesis, Angeal and Zack running out of the break room screaming 20 minutes later.

• During a blackout, when Genesis was seen carrying around a candelabra like it's the 1700s and reciting an old version of Loveless. Someone threw the candelabra out the 49th floor window 10 minutes later and told him to put a sock in it.

• Zack stuck in the vending machine, calmly eating the snacks while Angeal, Sephiroth and Genesis argue over how to get him out.

• Genesis running after a copy of Loveless on a string. Sephiroth is behind a corner pulling the string.

• Sephiroth and Genesis, in The Calm Down Box™ playing Uno, screaming at each other, defeating the purpose of The Calm Down Box™

• Angeal and Genesis dragging Sephiroth (unconscious) out of a meeting. When asked if he was okay, they responded with "we had him fake a fainting spell to get out of the meeting." Sephiroth (still "unconscious") responded with a thumbs up.

• Angeal in The Calm Down Box™ with a taser, harassing anyone who came near him with it.

• Zack and the other Seconds using a prop skeleton dressed as Genesis as a practice dummy.

• The same skeleton sitting in in Genesis' office while a recording of Genesis reciting Loveless plays on loop.

• A tonberry dressed as Sephiroth walking around, terrorizing the operatives.

• Genesis in The Calm Down Box™ playing the flute and sobbing.

• Angeal playing the guitar and singing a happy campfire song while Sephiroth and Genesis were on the ground, fist fighting.

• Genesis, Sephiroth and Angeal dressed as knights while Zack and Cloud manned a single horse costume. When asked what was happening, they replied with "It's the apocalypse, but due to inflation we could only afford three horsemen and one horse."

• Zack sitting in The Calm Down Box™ except he placed it stop a skateboard and was actively trying to escape while Angeal ran after him.

• Sephiroth, Genesis and Angeal riding around in a three-person bike. They crashed into a sliding glass door they didn't realize was closed.

• Sephiroth sitting in The Calm Down Box™ chugging a bottle of tequila.

• Sephiroth, Angeal, Genesis, Zack and Cloud playing twister. Utter chaos. Zack's ass in Angeal's face, Cloud has turned into a pretzel, Sephiroth and Genesis are literally tangled and stuck together.

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the ff7 remake artbook : the honeygirl design was very cutesy so we thought the guys should wear fancy suits to compensate :))

me, throwing my coke from the bleachers : COMMIT, COWARDS

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#YES!!!! #i have drawn zack in the beegirl fit before but i need 2 redraw it... better #FAVE #he's my babygirl

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never ask a woman her age a man his salary your mutual how late it is in her timezone when she starts posting about that bisexual man

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First thing you see after you zoom in is how you die

How you dying 👀

#weirdness #i died how i lived #cos im a creep......... im a weirdooo

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What if I told you angeal represents adam while genesis is eve. What about that it’s canon that angeal disobeyed his mother to go run away with genesis. That he joined the military in the first place to follow genesis’s dream with him. That he risked his entire career on an impulse to try to bring genesis back. That his dying wish to was to make sure genesis was okay. What then.

#what if i told you im SICKKKK #I LOVE THEMMMM 😭

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This is how beta huntlow would go

#HUGFDHJKLJHGKJ