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DUDE I JUST REMEMBER THAT IMAGE ABOUT THAT BIKER AND THE CAPTION IS HOW BIKERS EAT THERE SKETTY 🍝

YOU KNOW THE ONE I'M TALKING ABOUT THE ONE WHERE HE GOT THE TWO FORK

SOME OF THE BEST SHIT I'VE SEEN I SWEAR

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list of mammals that are bugs

1. jerboa.

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my horny ass would not have survived the great molasses flood of 1919 in boston, massachusetts

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i hate when girls feel dumb for trying to see the best in people and then end up hurt or disappointed like no!! it’s those people that were dumb for misleading you. they took advantage of your kindness and generosity, and they’ll rot for it 

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new rule

every time you think about a body part that you don't like (me for example, I don't like my facial hair) you must immediately think about a different part of your body that you do like.

for example if I'm feeling dysphoric about the stubble on my face, I must also think about how I like the curvature of my arms, or how I like the unique amber-green coloring of my eyes. it can be any compliment about your appearance that you can think of

I feel like one of the main things that makes dysphoria so rough is that there isn't any balance between criticism and compliment, and the more you think about parts of your body that you don't like, the more they become a focus in your head

sorry for the rambly post but I'm going to be trying this, and I hope it helps someone else who sees this post too

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he hehehe ! you found my post!!

ur pretty.

no take backs no take backs you have to deal with it

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I drew cats from stardew valley :D

kofi | commissions | instagram

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she has a flower for you!

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Jeremy Radin

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Things that work in fiction but not real life

torture getting reliable information out of people

knocking someone out to harmlessly incapacitate them for like an hour

jumping into water from staggering heights and surviving the fall completely intact

calling the police to deescalate a situation

rafting your way off a desert island

correctly profiling total strangers based on vibes

effectively operating every computer by typing and nothing else

ripping an IV out of your arm without consequences

heterosexual cowboy

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My brain and pussy are hardwired to fuck bitches make money and respect the laws of the land of which I reside but when the law and religion get all mixed up and politics gets involved sometimes the best is left unsaid.

Those unwritten societal rules getting everyone in trouble.

I saw it coming a mile away. That’s fate. Round house kick to the diaphragm and leaves you winded as fuck cunt.

Creeps up your throat. Makes you wanna cry. Too big feeling 5 me.

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WE ARE ONLINE!!!

HEY DID YOU KNOW THAT YOU'RE ONLINE???

AND SOMEHOW MY WORDS APPEARED ON YOUR SCREEN

THE CHANCES OF THAT ARE ASTRONOMICALLY LOW YET SOMEHOW YOU'RE READING MY SENTENCES

HELLO PERSON I DON'T KNOW, YOU'RE WONDERFUL, HAVE AN AMAZING DAY!!

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I reckon my dad would actually be pretty fuckin impressed by my strength to put up with the amount of shit that’s been shoved down my throat for my whole fuckin life?

But yk. Those r just opinions.

Just mine.

No one really seems to care about those.

I haven’t done hard drugs.

I got prescribed them.

Feeling…lost in ur own home is…pretty crazy but…feeling lost in your own mind is worse.

I know that feeling.

I’ve known. That feeling.

I’m not angry, not vengeful, not threatening, not plotting, just crossing each bridge as I get to it.

Everything I’ve “planned” was to be like the teachers that taught me.

Yes. The ones at school.

They know who they are because I have told them. “I wanna be just like you when I grow up”.

Caring.

Acknowledging the pain of others.

Not letting that pain affect me in any negative way.

I call it a defense mechanism but…the truth is? Violence doesn’t scare me.

War…doesn’t scare me.

It sucks that it still happens? But…I don’t force anyone into making decisions for me. I never asked anyone to make ANY decisions for me. But everyone seems to think I want them to make…excuses? For me?

Who said that?

It wasn’t me.

Certainly wouldn’t have been MY father.

#DDC

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a reminder that you are gorgeous by default. you are beautiful as a baseline. you're really pretty. also you're cool

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So real of him

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THE BANANAS ARE GAY

THESE BANANAS

THE BANANAS IN PAJAMAS ARE GAY

BELATED HAPPY PRIDE MONTH EVERYONE