Call me Icarus the way I'm flying high and getting too close to your son
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That was so fun let’s do this again in 20 years
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I’m running for president. What are my policies?
Well, I’m anti-name, anti-face, anti-speech in general, anti-birth, anti-death, anti-time, space can stay, no more love, no more war, no more sex, no more money, no more water, no more fire and, most of all, no more voting.
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hazmat is short for hazardous matthew
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i'm so glad that the cubs signed shota imanaga for two reasons:
he's an excellent pitcher
we've got fans doing this
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me! going back to stardew valley after playing coral island for a couple week 💀
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post nut clarity does not properly convey the gravity of the pre nut insanity. like truly.
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