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I feel kinda bad for not inviting my mom to my graduation ceremony but I Really shouldn't feel bad bc for one she hasn't even asked about it & for two I know she wouldn't go even if I did invite her considering she wouldn't even take the time out of her day to sign some paperwork for me when the school threatened to kick me out since my information wasn't updated. I don't think she even knows I already graduated...

#jelly.txt #well i've alresdy graduated only that the actual ceremony hasn't happened yet. #i just know that when she finds out she missed it she'll make a big stink but i feel like i should get meaner. i treat her too nicely #when she's never extended the same courtesy. i should just tell her straight off she doesn't even deserve to go #because she missed out on so many milestones of my life already and i know that in her heart she doesn't *really* care #if she misses another and just wants to act like she cares

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tumblr is literally about talking to yourself through text posts or tags and once in a while people get nosy

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I post like this cause i lack nutrients

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the thing is the king charles portrait is genuinely incredible and exactly how I would execute a portrait of a member of the british royal family but also I literally cannot fathom why the british royal family would have it made

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i may not be gods strongest warrior but there is all sorts of bullshit that he makes me deal with and i hndle it not very well usually

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it sucks a lot of emotional responses to distress are also emotional responses people associate with being dishonest. "ummm if you weren't lying why did you get so defensive" BECAUSE YOU ACCUSED ME OF LYING WHEN I DIDN'T..?

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I hate when I drink all of my drink and there's no drink left. What the fuckkkkkkk. #sickandtwisted

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i’ve been thinking a lot about the insane dehumanization of north koreans lately (they’re not allowed to smile, they’re all brainwashed, they would let their family die to save a picture of their “dear” leader etc) so here’s another post with pictures from the dprk of north koreans just… being people

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Absolutely demolished a most delicious succulent ripe plum just now

#jelly.txt

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under my regime everyone will be given one (1) ball-jointed doll and forced to make little outfits for her

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Everyone stop what you're doing and think about women

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an angel on letterboxd just dropped a whole playlist of films free on youtube I was filled with so much love and light I had to share with you guys

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-_- whatevr. *frolics off*

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shout out to the people who still miss their ex best friends whether it’s been days or years. that’s the worst kind of heartbreak.

#hurts a lil more cause she was my gf at one point too... even after we broke up we were close but she just began to drift away #until last year i wished her a happy birthday and never got a response back :(( #gonna send her another happy birthday message this year and if there's no response this time as well i'll accept and move on

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beautyofnature.com/careers

#literally me the otner day (realized there's a national park only a few mins away from me and am thinkin abt working there)

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thinking about how clip art and kids cartoons have an Archetypal Monkey (chimp sounds, prehensile tail like new world monkeys, brachiates like a gibbon, head and face vaguely macaque like) and an Archetypal Bat (large eyes like a fruit bat, tiny microbat feet, vampire bat fangs (hardly accurate to Desmodus, but that’s the intent)). I guess also there is the Generalized Crocodilian that is somehow a very bright green and Generalized Snake that is venomous and has a rattle and also somehow constricts. what other cartoon creatures just blend together various taxa into a wildly inaccurate hybrid freak

#chupacabra

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theyre pinning my wings to a cork board tomorrow