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woo-inattentive · 8 months
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i can't do this anymore! i mean i can, and i will, obviously. but i can't fucking do this anymore!
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woo-inattentive · 8 months
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in your 20s you must rediscover the joys of arts and crafts to stave off spiritual decay
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woo-inattentive · 8 months
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Going feral thinking about how we have to pay for the privilege to NOT have to listen to nonstop sales pitches.
"What would your ancestors think of your whole gender thing-" What would YOURS think of being told to buy things every two minutes. I think they would kill CEOs in the streets for being annoying. They were known to do that.
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every time
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woo-inattentive · 8 months
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not caring if people think you're stupid is a life hack. recognising that you are kind of stupid is an even bigger life hack. we build entire societies to take care of each other bc we're all kind of stupid. it's fine.
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woo-inattentive · 9 months
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My favorite part about seeing the Barbie movie is how much fun everyone had with it.
There was so much pink
Everywhere
People dressed up, the color coordinated. There was a pink balloon arch by the door and the concession stand had Barbie ballon’s. The employees wore pink shirts and sunglasses.
During the movie the audience was thoroughly engaged people laughed, a lot. Hearing everyone react to the little nods and jokes was so fun. The whole theater had a sense of community that isn’t very common anymore.
It was just fun
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woo-inattentive · 9 months
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cars need to stop testing me. I have no problem with kicking a car. I love kicking a car. if you honk at me for walking too slowly across an intersection, I will kick your car. please instigate something because I have so much stress that could be relieved by kicking your car with my fragile meat legs
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woo-inattentive · 9 months
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Sharing a recent commission that holds a very special place in my heart 🥹🫶
My commissions are still open!!
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woo-inattentive · 9 months
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from twitter user deejaygeejaygee
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Stuck.
(it’s 2am, and according to your therapist, you have “a whopping case of ADHD”
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woo-inattentive · 9 months
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Can I please see your balls I'm going through a lot right now
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woo-inattentive · 9 months
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calling every gnc cis person you see an "egg waiting to crack" even as a joke is not cool or funny at all actually it is extremely invasive and weird and you are just reinventing gender roles but making it "progressive"
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woo-inattentive · 9 months
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You do like tumpet? 🎺! bwaaa!
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woo-inattentive · 9 months
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Barbie was about motherhood and belonging and feminism and love and identity and toxic masculinity and existentialism and humanism and most importantly, pink.
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