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what if instead of having a fake name for internet personal-life purposes we could have a fake name for professional work-life purposes
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zoology is so fucking funny. what do you mean we’ve never seen a baby great white shark. what do you mean we’ve never documented a single melanistic cougar despite it being entirely possible. I dunno man. Anyways a new amphipod was just discovered 92639273947294729 meters beneath the sea
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I lobe looking at things close up. Geg on the ground and look at the tiny flower Petel and little ant. Look at the bark on that tree heel yeah
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My doctor said i need to sallow all the pills in your bathroom
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past tense of smite is smut
i will not be taking any questions at this time thank you
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love the phrase 'methinks'. me does think. thinketh me do.
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nah dude I can't come out tonight I have to swab the deck. yeah man and I gotta walk the plank too.
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“That isn’t who I want to be so I will simply not become it” are words I repeat to myself often these days.
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Just found out my facebook birding group is public because my cousin (a lawyer who is not into birds) casually said to me “saw you couldn’t identify a willet the other day… pretty embarrassing”
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I have no excuses and no regrets
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rewatched chicken run
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sorry i can't stop thinking about this. it's finally our month honey
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Yesterday night a lady came through our drive through and was like “the way the planets are aligning and the fact that we’re getting a blood moon has me worried. I sense severe werewolf activities on the horizon. You better walk your coworker to her car tonight after you’ve closed” and I didn’t even know what to say I was just like “yes ma’am”
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they want you to make fried rice
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Interesting Group of Green Fluorite
Locality: Davib East Farm 61, Karibib District, Erongo Region, Namibia
Size: 3.7 x 2.2 x 2.2 cm
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