Person in crowd: You’re breathtaking!
Keanu: *laughs* You’re breathtaking! You’re all breathtaking!
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Parking sensor via Shitty_Car_Mods
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Just heard a customer two aisles over go “Hey, I think this is that special glass that doesn’t shatter when you drop it” followed by the sound of shattering glass. I hate retail.
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Every single store in town now that it’s pride month:
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What if Mike was short for Micycle
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Eating some chicken. Typical Fat Tiger.
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smooth
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Today on Hozier liked
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Based on this art
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i’ve had this image for awhile now… i think some of you could make good use of it
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