not now kitten, daddy's about to have a mental breakdown from seeing the prices at the grocery store
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hello my name is Very tiny flying insect i see you’ve got an uncovered beverage outdoors. Can i fall into it and kill myself please please please please please please please please please please
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Me anytime an app changes its layout
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"the early 2010s were better" no they weren't. "hey soul sister" was on the radio.
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"you look tired" well the torment is relentless and the horrors never cease
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ⓘ This user just wanna sit in front of the ocean and listen to the waves
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