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i have a question for the tumblr girlies. what do you guys call these + where are you from

#thats um. okay so it’s a wife beater. #i saw a guy call them wife pleasers and i was like yeah i should say that instead but #uk #rb

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it’s monday i’m in the labyrinth

#monday you can fight the taur tuesday experiment on my heart #thursday hit by a morningstar it’s friday i’m in love!! #rb

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there’s comedian funny and there’s lunch table funny, and I imagine that most comedians would also be lunch table funny, but there are a lot of peoples who are witty in conversation that wouldn’t be good at writing a comedy sketch or doing stand-up

#i’m hilarious okay. can i write a joke that isn’t a pun or pick up line. no. #rb

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#rb #three eccentrics

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The current state of pop girlies is so funny like

Ariana Grande: getting dragged for homewrecking with the guy who played SpongeBob in the SpongeBob musical

Taylor Swift: dropping her worst album in years about how deeply obsessed she is with Matty Healy

Billie Eilish, for some reason:

#IM. SORRY THIS IS AMAZING MISS EILISH YOU ARE SOME KIND OF GOD? #she ought to have a phd in jacking off. #rb

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STOP!!! being in other countries. I wanna! Hang out >:(

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we still get immediately shoved out of our immersion in tv shows or films when The Girl find a dead body and immediately shrieks - we just don't find it realistic because we're pretty confident most people would gasp rather than shriek (i.e. sharp inhale rather than sharp exhale) and it also feels unnecessarily (and predictably) misogynistic too, as men encountering corpses almost never do the same on screen

also of course please do tell us if you've actually encountered a corpse unexpectedly, because tumblr is absolutely a place where some people have done this thing and we love a good anecdote

suddenly imagining "burst into song" as a potential response

#i would just look at it i’m not sure i would know what it was #and i’m not in the business of noise making. so i would just be confused like why’s a guy lying on the ground lol #rb

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I was driving up to a friend’s for the weekend on Friday and nearly broke down in tears because I saw a billboard on the side of a southern highway. It had the same yellow background with red text that those awful, ubiquitous “Jesus Saves!” billboards have. I nearly missed it.

It said:

“Rejoice! God loves trans kids!”

#rb #need to stare at this everyday

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#i don’t know if it’s a fursona but he’s a pigeon sorcerer. #rb

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#it’s under your skin you have to go scratch under the skin #rb

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with summer fast approaching, a quick reminder to not point out anyone's self-harm scars, burns, stomach rolls, stretch marks, cellulite, eczema, psoriasis, etc. and a reminder that if you have any of these, you're allowed to wear revealing clothing and swimsuits. you deserve to enjoy summer too.

#OR THEIR HAIRY LEGS. /DIRECT TO MYYYYY MOTHER. #rb

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kitten i'll be honest daddy isn't sure he's cut out for full time employment

#literally on my way to work. did you know only 16% of autistic adults in the uk are in full time employment and only 22% are in any kind of #paid employment. isn’t that crazy. everyday i worry i’m not good enough to be the exception. #rb

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History of japan is such a quality meme because it’s not just 1 or 2 sentences repeated over and over, it’s a 9 minute video filled with highly-quotable lines. There’s so much variety and so many opportunities to make memes with it and also it’s highly educational and the whole thing is just 

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if someone irl found ur blog how long would it take them to confirm it was you. i think it would take 1 singular second for me

#it would take Years. i don’t use this name irl. i don’t talk about my interests irl. and most importantly i’m closeted irl. #rb

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pls reblog for sample size etc

#combo of phone tablet and comp + tablet no screen. #rb

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my favorite thing about warrior cats designs is that everyone has their own little take on each character but graystripe is always this

#that’s what he looks like! #rb

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enough about taylor swift already. reblog and tag the smallest, least known artist you listen to

#i’m going to assume circa waves is my least known. or TRENDZ. #rb