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FUUUUUCCCCCKKKKKKK i got tomorrow tomorrow

#i cant stop thinking this

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Reblog so everyone can hear what they need.

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if you don‘t personally own one but your roommates/parents do and you are allowed to use it, that counts as yes

#i own an ironing board but not an iron lol #ive ironed stuff like... twice ever

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everyone agreeing with this tweet is so lucky because cell phones have absolutely been in my dreams, specifically DREAMS ABOUT TUMBLR DISCOURSE. I literally had a dream my mutuals made a callout for me i'm not fucking joking helppp

#i constantly have stress dreams that involve being unable to send texts #i believe this is pretty common

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the problem isn't just that media literacy is slowly becoming a dying art. it's that people straight up do not pay attention when they watch tv/film anymore.

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you should be allowed to explode into several hundred pounds of viscera bone soft tissue fluids and aerosolized blood exactly once and go back to normal without any medical consequences. either to make a funny joke or to emphasize that someone is doing a really good or bad job at performing oral sex on you

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patience is such a compelling dynamic in relationships sorryyy it’s the peak of romance to me

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obsessed with this sticky note drawing someone made at the local bobas place

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op is posting from tamriel. or perhaps the lands between

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I recently had surgery, and at the time I came home, I had both my cat and one of my grandma's cats staying with me.

- Within hours of surgery, I wake up from a nap to my cat gently sniffing at my incisions with great alarm.

- I was not allowed to shower the first day after surgery, and the cats, seeing that The Large Cat is not observing its cleaning ritual, decided I must be gravely disabled and compensated by licking all the exposed skin on my arms, face, and legs.

- I currently have to sleep with a pillow over my abdomen because my cat insists on climbing on top of me and covering my incisions with her body while I sleep (which is very sweet but not exactly comfortable without the pillow). She also lays across me facing my bedroom door, presumably on guard for attackers who may try to harm me while I'm sleeping and injured.

That's love. 🐈‍⬛🐈❤️

#whoa that cat has crazy beautiful eyes

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Spider-Man 2 (2004) dir. Sam Raimi

#this scene makes so much more sense now that #im an adult and know things about sam raimi other than spider-man #hilarious

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#i 'played' until dawn #(aj played it. i made some choices) #um arson perhaps

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Room idea:

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that moment when you cross the point of no return with a character should be accompanied by a specific chime i think. like 🔔 congratulations! this one has been installed in the Permanent Collection and you will never stop thinking about them as long as you live