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fellas is it gay if it's for stealth

#bg3

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#i never had moots like this because i was the teen jaspis enjoyer

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you look good with blood on you what are your pronouns

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ASTARION.

#bg3

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taking care of it

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love this gimmick

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Hubristic Assholes Tourney Round 1 Part 4a

Light Yagami (Death Note) vs Icarus (Greek Mythology)

Propaganda Below Cut (Beware Spoilers)

Light

Thinks he can rule the world single-handedly through fear and a magic notebook. It Does Not End Well.

He kills people for years thinking he's serving justice but really he just ends up serving himself and his ego. Gets so sure of himself that he thinks he's untouchable and that no one could possibly outsmart him (spoiler alert: someone does). Literally thinks he's a god. Spoiler: Gets killed by an actual god because said god just couldn’t be bothered to wait around for him to die anymore.

He decides he should be the God of the New World and that justifies killing whoever he likes for the 'greater good'. This eventually leads to his downfall; Light my baby my skrunkly my most awfulest man ever. If you've been on the internet for more than five minutes you probably already know why he's here but like. He is mister hubris. He is nothing but hubris. He kills people and its okay! Because he's god :) Haven't you heard :) God doesn't have to follow laws. Or rules. Or be a decent human being. And if you say he's wrong then well. You're evil! The way he thinks is so fucked up i want to put him in a jar.

mr thinks he knows everything & is better than everyone gets a magic notebook that lets him kill people from any distance as long as he knows their face and name. decides that means he's god now and kills criminals and people he decides are criminals (including people who were given verdicts of "not guilty"). when someone goes on tv and says he's evil his first instinct is to kill that person instead of, like, taking five seconds to go "is this bait?" (it was bait). he ends the series pathetic and bleeding out because it turns out god isn't immune to bullets.

Icarus

The OG

Most of you know the drill. He and his dad Daedalus get locked up for suspected conspiring against the king of Crete, but Daedalus, clever bastard that he is, builds wings for them to fly away on. Daedalus warns Icarus not to fly too high or the sun will melt his wings, and not too low or his wings will get wet from the sea mist. But Icarus gets basically caught up in an adrenaline high, and enraptured by the beauty and light of the Sun, tries to fly even higher. His wings melt and he, unfortunately, falls to his death. C'mon he's literally The Guy

#icarus is peak hubristic but he's not really an asshole is he

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im not scared of my own desires. i sabotage myself to make sure i never get what i want for unrelated reasons.

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Ricky Olson 2017

#flashing // #strobing // #flashing tw #strobing tw #flashing lights #miw

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can i talk to you in the woods about something

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i have to flex in the face of those memes about people killing their hamsters, my hamster got lost in the basement for several weeks but i left her cage open on the floor with water and food until she came back and she lived another year or two and didn't die in some random way. cheers

#txt #sorry you aren't hamtaro god's fav 🤷‍♂️

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men invented maps they had to spread on tables so they could watch each other bend over hands flat arms outstretched

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#the crow

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support group for ppl who were cursed at birth

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tshirt that says MY COCK IS HUGE AND MY GRIP ON REALITY IS TENUOUS AND MY COCK IS AVERAGE

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died and came back exactly the same but something was so so so wrong with me before and now I have an excuse to really lean into it