When I was the one who told the whole first grade that Santa wasn't real
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When I'm creeping through my mom's stuff and find her secret sex drawer
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When I'm in line for a burrito at chipotle and the couple in front of me doesn't stop PDAing
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When I wake up on my friend's couch with no memory of the night before and a bucket next to my head
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When I find any excuse to hate on my frenemie
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When I go to church even though I'm pretty sure the holy water will make me melt
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When I have to wake up early on monday after a weekend of drinking copious amounts of alcohol
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When I finish my first year of college and see my friends that are still in high school
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Giving pre-shots pep talks to my friends
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When I see my crush holding hands with that bitch I hate
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When it's my frenemies birthday
What I say to her:聽
What I'm thinking:聽
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When it's been two years and I still miss Gossip Girl
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When a teacher over-explains and takes 10 minutes to answer my question
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When I start planning my funeral even though I'm still a teenager
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When I "sarcastically" tell someone I don't like them
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When middle schoolers friend me on facebook
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When I try to be goofy-cute with a guy
What I think I look like:聽
What I actually look like:聽
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