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IM SO SICK OF YOU ALL

No nuance allowed. please share for a bigger sample 💕💕💕💕💕

*by eat i mean how do you prefer your cereal.

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it's so cringe how every song on the radio by a woman is about how good she is at having sex. id make a song about being ass at sex. i twist the dick like a pretzel and bite it off that's what id sing

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that bit where an extremely furious character will move or turn around very slowly accompanied by a stone-scraping noise

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I think the most fun part of monsters inc is boo calling sulley “kitty” and mike wazowski by full government name

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when did we as a society start allowing a sandwich to cost sixteen dollars? eighteen? I know I've paid twenty-one dollars for a sandwich at this point. is this just the world now? sandwich prices don't come down like gas prices. they go up & up & up. good luck to us all

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If you're fifteen or older an still sleep with a stuffed animal please reblog this.

#20. dragons and dinos protect my dreams and my pillows

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leitmotifs never get old to me like holy shit dude there’s this melody that corresponds to this one guy and if you hear the melody it means the guy is there. holy shit. and sometimes it refers to ideas too not just guys. has anyone heard about this

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Ireland is the only country in Europe

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This is the most reflection I’ve ever seen anyone do on Twitter.

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The gay tag trending with naked dicks on full display on the nipple ban site is so fucking funny and ironic

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oops

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I love how in 2012 there was an entire episode dedicated to Splinter teaching Donnie about not needing fancy technology to fight, and all he needs is his trusty wooden stick at the end of the day

And then there's Rottmnt Donnie

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"My players are now so suspicious of me that I can't invite them to dinner without them asking if it's a game changer episode." Sam you brought this upon yourself.