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[withoutatrace-pkmn]

wrong blog?

lmao yeah my bad

#thanks for the heads up!!

[withoutatrace-pkmn]

What people think a Nidoqueen is like: I am a tank of a Pokémon. I will defend my pack and my children until the death. I have a high defence stat and poison anyone who touches me. I am incredibly tall and muscular. Avoid me at all costs.

My Nidoqueen: trainer I have a tummy ache again from eating too fast please bring my warm blanket and rub my belly while I cry and whimper :(

#wyrm does this shit all the time #you’re a pseudo-legendary dragon yet you’re defeated by a tummyache? #that’s #that’s actually very relatable tbh #pkmn irl #pokeblogging

[withoutatrace-pkmn]

So Summer's fucking with me when she says there's a region called Oblivia, right? Like, that can't be the name of an actual place that sounds like the evil country in a fantasy novel.

#it is but most people call it galar #pokeblogging #pkmn irl

[withoutatrace-pkmn]

horse fight

damn horse fight

Horse fight

#pkmn irl #pokeblogging #son of poseidon

[withoutatrace-pkmn]

being named after Pokemon is so cool actually. like I wouldn’t name my kid after a Pokemon but taking a Pokemon name is sick as hell. imagine meeting a person called Dragapult you’d instantly know they’re the sickest person alive

#pkmn irl #pokeblogging

[withoutatrace-pkmn]

luxray!!

I'm gonna hop on the trend-

Reblog(or send an ask) with a pokemon and I'll tell you about an experience I've had grooming them! (Or just interacting with them in the grooming circuit!)

#pkmn irl #pokeblogging

[withoutatrace-pkmn]

is it normal for a person to hover sometimes

#for once this isn’t abt me #pkmn irl #pokeblogging

[withoutatrace-pkmn]

my attempts at donuts are improving

which tbh isn’t saying much considering how they went the first time but hey progress is progress

#still can’t believe I’m fucking making donuts for that bitch ass motherfucker of a legendary #pkmn irl #pokeblogging

[withoutatrace-pkmn]

Hopping on the trend. Leave a pokemon in the notes and I'll let you know what they're like to capture/work with in the wild.

#grumbo fan for LIFE #also awww thank you #little man’s been the mvp since I’ve started this ranger thing I’m ngl #pokeblogging #pkmn irl #don’t fear the ranger

[withoutatrace-pkmn]

absolutely delightful I’ll get on that this instant

Trends!

Tell me a pokemon! I will give it a ghost rating! You will see what I mean!

#pokeblogging #pkmn irl

[withoutatrace-pkmn]

golett if you’ve worked with them?? if not then uhh. grimmsnarl. favourite fairy type fr

Hopping on the trend. Leave a pokemon in the notes and I'll let you know what they're like to capture/work with in the wild.

#pkmn irl #pokeblogging #don’t fear the ranger

[withoutatrace-pkmn]

basil you’re like quasi-dark type with ghost type moves I don’t have shit on you

reblog and put in the tags if you could whoop my ass

#pkmn irl #pokeblogging #possession with intent to supply

[withoutatrace-pkmn]

*laughs in I already made this guy on this picrew because yeah it slaps*

//OOC why not start a picrew chain with my favorite picrew here's the link

//OOC and ofc my obligatory kitsune curse twilight

#ooc rb

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reblog and put in the tags if you could whoop my ass

#lmaooooo #no #pkmn irl #pokeblogging #possession with intent to supply

[withoutatrace-pkmn]

golett??

Trends!

Tell me a pokemon! I will give it a ghost rating! You will see what I mean!

#pokeblogging #pkmn irl

[withoutatrace-pkmn]

you’re so real for this one

🐲 - which legendary/mythical would they gladly beat the shit out of?

Dawn: Arceus! Fuck that guy!

#pokeblogging #pkmn irl

[withoutatrace-pkmn]

Congrats on getting your liver back!

Where are the rest of your organs. They did not show up in the x-ray. Did Mario steal those too.

presumably yes

#pkmn irl #pokeblogging